[with coffee on his nose]

Frau Farbissina, Wie geht es Ihnen? (How are you)

Sehr gut, Herr Doctor. (Very good, Doctor.)

How are things?

I have come to embrace the love that dare not speak its name. To my right is my lover. [reveals tough female] We met at the LPGA Tour. Her name is Unibrou. [Unibrou reveals her one-eyebrow]

Right on. Welcome Unibrou.

[Number Two looks around as if he thinks they're crazy]

Doctor, you, uh... [points to the nose]

What, what?

You've got a...little milk-nose...mustache.

[looks at himself in a mirror]

I know, I know. I meant to. That's how we drink it in Belgium. It's called a Belgian Dip.