Ladies and gentlemen, I have a plan. I have developed-- (The espresso machine in the back suddenly makes a deafening noise as Dr. Evil continues to explain his plan to his cabinet though no words are heard)
No? Nothing? Ladies and gentlemen, I have developed-- (The espresso machine goes off again and Dr. Evil patiently waits for it to stop)
Number Two, if that happens once more, I'm gonna have your balls for breakfast. Okay? Yeah. Denny's style.
Would you happen to know a man named Mr. Evil?
I don't know anyone named Dr. Evil.
Really? I said Mr. Evil. ... Would you care for something to drink? Would you like a Mr. Pepper?
I would love a Dr. Pepper.
Really? I said Mr. Pepper.
You were married? I can't believe that! You were a famous swinger! What was her name?
Vanessa. She was a special woman. It really broke my heart when she turned out to be a robot.
You mean she was uptight and never expressed her feelings?
No, I mean she was constructed of plastic, wire, fore bearings, and what have you. Yeah. She had a tin clunge.
