Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 1997 quotes, page 7

Austin Powers

That really hurt! I'm gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who throws a shoe? Honestly! You fight like a woman!

Doctor Evil

That's Doctor Evil. I didn't spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called "Mister", thank you very much.

Doctor Evil

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with a low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloë with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds – pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking – I suggest you try it.

Doctor Evil

There's nothing more pathetic than an aging hipster.

Doctor Evil

There's nothing quite as pathetic as an aging hipster.

Doctor Evil

Throw me a frickin' bone here!

Austin Powers

Well, no offense, but if that is a woman, it looks like she was beaten with an ugly stick!

Doctor Evil

Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?

Austin Powers

Yeah, baby, yeah!