Austin Powers in Goldmember 2002 quotes, page 6

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Austin Powers in Goldmember quotes

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Okay, its getting crowded in here so everybody out! Not you Scotty, not you Number 2, not you Frau, not you Goldmember, not you guys back there, not you henchmen holding wrench, not you henchmen arbitrarilly turning knobs making it look like you're doing something...[Turns and stares at Mini-me]

Shmoke and a pancake? You know, flapjack and a shigarette? No, alright. Cigar and a waffle? No? Pipe and a crepe? Bong and a blintz?

There's only two things I can't stand in this world. Those who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.

[after trying to convince #3 that he didn't need to talk about the mole]

Mole! Bloody mole! We're not supposed to the talk about the bloody mole that's winking me in the face! I want to cut it off chop it up and make it into guacamole!