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If she wants a Hackenabuss, she's gonna get a Hackenabuss.
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It's the old, old story. Boy meets girl - Romeo and Juliet - Minneapolis and St. Paul!
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Will you have the bellhop hop up with some hop scotch?
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[after examining Stuffy] Either he's dead or my watch has stopped!
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[giving a pill to a horse] Take one of those every half mile and call me if there's any change.
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[to Stuffy] Don't drink that poison! That's four dollars an ounce.
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[the racetrack trumpet sounds] So it's WAR! I'm off to the battlefield!