Most scenes together: Dr. Hackenbush & Mrs. Upjohn (5), Dr. Hackenbush & Whitmore (5), Dr. Hackenbush & Tony (3)
Don't talk so loud, your mustache will drop off.
Have you got a woman in here?
If I haven't, I've wasted thirty minutes of valuable time.
Well, ya better get her out. This is the last time I'm goin' to tell ya.
The last time? Can I depend on that?
Yes, because this time I'm goin' to stay here all night.
Emily, I have a little confession to make. I really am a horse doctor. But marry me, and I'll never look at any other horse.
I dunno, but she wants a Hackenapuss, she gonna get a Hackenapuss.
I'm going to someone who understands me, I'm going to Dr. Hackenbush!…Why, I didn't know there was a thing the matter with me until I met him.
If she wants a Hackenabuss, she's gonna get a Hackenabuss.
It's the old, old story. Boy meets girl - Romeo and Juliet - Minneapolis and St. Paul!
Will you have the bellhop hop up with some hop scotch?
Take one of those every half mile and call me if there's any change.
