Scenes with Steinberg
3 scenes
May I present to you, Dr. Leoplod X. Steinberg of Vienna. And this is Dr. Hackenbush.
Steinberg Ah, doctor. I have a few questions I would like to ask you.
I would have a few questions I would like to ask you. Steinberg, what do you do with your own razorblades?
Steinberg HUH!!?
Dr. Hackenbush tells me I'm the only case in history. I have high blood pressure on my right side and low blood pressure on my left side.
Steinberg There is no such thing. She looks as healthy as any woman I ever met.
You don't look like as though you ever met a healthy woman.
Steinberg WHAT?!!
May I present to you, Dr. Leoplod X. Steinberg of Vienna. And this is Dr. Hackenbush.
Steinberg Ah, doctor. I have a few questions I would like to ask you.
I would have a few questions I would like to ask you. Steinberg, what do you do with your old razorblades?
Steinberg HUH!!?
I've been telling Dr. Steinberg about your unusual case.
Steinberg Yes, and I would like to hear more about this ailment, "double blood pressure?" [looks scornfully at Hackenbush.]
Dr. Hackenbush tells me I'm the only case in history. I have high blood pressure on my right side and low blood pressure on my left side.
Steinberg Hah! There is no such thing. She looks as healthy as any woman I ever met.
You don't look like as though you ever met a healthy woman.
Steinberg WHAT?!!
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