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Krysten Ritter
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Krysten Ritter movie quotes

14 quotes from 3 movies

Confessions of a Shopaholic (2009) as Suze

View Quote Rebecca Bloomwood: Don't talk about Fluke.
Suze: Why? What happened?
Rebecca Bloomwood: Alicia Bitch Longlegs is what happened.
Suze: I hate her. Who is she?
View Quote Suze: Don't you think it's ironic that Rebecca Bloomwood is advising people on how to handle money.
View Quote Suze: Fluent in Finnish?
Rebecca Bloomwood: Everyone has fudged their resume a little.
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Sonic the Hedgehog 3 (2024) as Rockwell

View Quote Ivo: Our destiny awaits.
Sonic: Stop right there, robo-scum!
Ivo: Let's do this...!
Gerald: Copy!
[The Robotniks run into the vault, but a couple floor panels turn red and pull them to the floor.]
Sonic: Too slow, Eggmen. Now if you don't mind, I gotta get that key-- [another floor panel turns green, suspending him off the ground] Whoa! My feet! Why can't I use my beautiful feet?
Rockwell: Because... [walks in, holding the controls] this vault is armed with variable gravity.
Gerald: No kidding?
Rockwell: Green goes up, and red takes you down, hard.
Sonic: Rockwell, listen to me. The Robotniks are planning to--
Rockwell: [spitefully flicks Sonic] Oh, they're planning on stealing the second key, just like you are? Yes, I'm aware. [pulls the key] I called it the second Commander Walters was attacked, so... thank you for taking the bait and falling right into my trap.
Ivo: I don't believe this.
Gerald: I know, grandson. A woman in the military.
View Quote Maddie: What did we do?
Tom: Or what did they do?
Tails: [to Sonic] What did you do?
Sonic: I don't know, I do a lot of stuff.
Rockwell: Mr. and Mrs. Wachowski. [to the boys, with more spite] Aliens.
Sonic: "Aliens"? Excuse me? It's not like we're from different plan-- Oh, yeah, we are. I guess we are aliens. Please continue.
Rockwell: I'm Director Rockwell. There is a very dangerous situation unfolding right now in Tokyo. Commander Walters is requesting Team Sonic's immediate assistance.
Knuckles: "Team Sonic"? Who picked that name?
Sonic: Love it, 10 out of 10, no notes. Tom and Maddie, put the s'mores on ice, because Team Sonic is off to save the day!
[Team Sonic boards the helicopter. Sonic waves goodbye to his family as they take off]
Maddie: Remember... make good choices!
[Tom gives a thumbs up, and Ozzy waves goodbye]
View Quote [Tom and Maddie lift their disguises and find the door to the server room. Maddie then disguises herself as Rockwell.]
Maddie: Did it work?
Tom: [admiring] Yeah... [Maddie smacks him] Ow!
Maddie: [inputs a code at the door and speaks into the intercom.] Director Rockwell. Seeking access to the server room.
Agent's Voice: Just one moment, ma'am.
[Just as Tom and Maddie exchange smiles at their success, Tom sees something concerning down the hall.]
Tom: Oh, no. No-no-no-no. It's her, it's her, it's the real her...!
[Maddie turns around and sees the real Rockwell with a few soldiers walking their way.]
Rockwell: ...the incident in Colorado.
G.U.N. Soldier: Still assessing.
Rockwell: What do you mean we're still assessing?
Tom: What do we do?
Maddie: [lifting her disguise] Quick, change faces!
Tom: Okay. [frantically clicks his disguiser, but it instead cartoonishly distorts his face and voice with each click.] Did it work? [off Maddie's weirded out look] What's going on? Why're you looking at me like that?
[the disguiser changes Tom's face to Sergeant Sprinkles, then the head of Little Tom] What am I doin' wrong? [the disguiser then changes Tom's face to Ozzy's. Maddie chops the disguiser, changing Tom into Randall again just before Rockwell and the soldiers approach. "Randall" salutes while Maddie turns away and pretends to look occupied.]
Tom: Aye-aye, Captain!
[Rockwell simply gives Tom a look and walks away with the soldiers without breaking stride.]
Maddie: "Aye-aye, Captain"?! Who are you, Popeye (or what)?!
Tom: [lifting his disguise] I panicked! I was panicking.
Maddie: Geez! Get it together.
[The door to the server room finally opens.]
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She's Out of My League (2010) as Patty

View Quote Plane Doctor: You shouldn't be using your cellphone. It's bad for the plane.
Patty: Oh, I'm sorry, are you the plane doctor? No, then shut the **** up.
View Quote Patty: You look just like someone I went to high school with.
Stainer: Oh yeah? What high school? Maybe it was me.
Patty: No, he's in a coma.
Stainer: Huh. Who brought the good news bear? Somebody give her some **** honey.
View Quote Kirk: [Answering Molly's phone] Hello?
Patty: Who is this?
Kirk: Might be the guy with the new iPhone, who are you?
Patty: Might be your worst **** nightmare!
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