Confessions of a Shopaholic (2009) quotes

27 total quotes

Rebecca Bloomwood – Isla Fisher
Suze – Krysten Ritter

View Quote Alette Naylor: Your column will be "Affordable Fashion." 500 words, once a month... Welcome to Alette.
Rebecca Bloomwood: [to her potential employer] I can do affordable fashion! I mean, I know where all the sales are!
Jane Bloomwood: [interrupting] Yes, she does! Oh, in fact, she got that from me!
Rebecca Bloomwood: [laughing] I didn't, I didn't! No, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't...

View Quote D. Freak: My name is D. Freak. Uh, I'm a shopaholic. [everybody greets him] I'm also a former NBA player. [brushing against the woman next to him] We'll get back to that.

View Quote Denny & George Clerk: Declined.
Rebecca Bloomwood: Can you try again?
Denny & George Clerk: Really declined.

View Quote Graham Bloomwood: [talks to Rebecca] Life is like a swap meet. You never know when great riches... are going to turn up unexpectedly.

View Quote Graham Bloomwood: Your mother and I think that if the American economy can be billions in debt and still survive, so can you.

View Quote Jane Bloomwood: Cake?
Alette Naylor: [hesitant] Yes. Oh, no, no, no, no, sorry, tiny, tiny, tiny. TINY! TINY! [cuts a sliver of crumbs] Thank you.

View Quote Luke Brandon: Any financial stories that have caught your eye recently?
Rebecca Bloomwood: Yes. And I am glad you brought that up. [acts mad] Because I am furious. No, I really am. [looks down at a newspaper folded in half with article title cut off] No, I mean, what is the story with the recent fish crisis?
Luke Brandon: [looks at her confused] Fish crisis?
Rebecca Bloomwood: [realizes she made a mistake] Fiscal... crisis.
Luke Brandon: Fiscal crisis.
Rebecca Bloomwood: Terrifying, fiscally, I mean.
Luke Brandon: How so?
Rebecca Bloomwood: For the... fiscal family.
Hayley: [interrupts their conversation] I'm sorry.
Luke Brandon: Not a moment too soon.

View Quote Luke Brandon: She's not my girlfriend. She's not you.

View Quote Miss Korch: [goes through everyone's duties] Millinery?
D. Freak: What you call me?
Miss Korch: Hats.
D. Freak: Oh.

View Quote Rebecca Bloomwood: A man will never love you or treat you as well as a store. If a man doesn't fit, you can't exchange him seven days later for a gorgeous cashmere sweater. And a store always smells good. A store can awaken a lust for things you never even knew you needed. And when your fingers first grasp those shiny, new bags... oh yes... oh yes.

View Quote Rebecca Bloomwood: And all I would say, is that you never hear anyone say, "There goes a zebra with a small ass."

View Quote Rebecca Bloomwood: Don't talk about Fluke.
Suze: Why? What happened?
Rebecca Bloomwood: Alicia Bitch Longlegs is what happened.
Suze: I hate her. Who is she?

View Quote Rebecca Bloomwood: I know I've made some mistakes, but I'm turning my life around.

View Quote Rebecca Bloomwood: Men like you are the reason I left Finland.

View Quote Rebecca Bloomwood: They said I was a valued customer. Now they send me hate mail.