Confessions of a Shopaholic (2009) quotes, page 2

27 total quotes

Rebecca Bloomwood – Isla Fisher
Suze – Krysten Ritter

View Quote Rebecca Bloomwood: Well, these cashmere gloves I *need* as it is winter, and I have... Hands.

View Quote Rebecca Bloomwood: When I shop, the world gets better, and the world is better, but then it's not, and I need to do it again.

View Quote Rebecca Bloomwood: When I was 7, most of my friends stopped believing in magic. That's when I first started. They were beautiful, they were happy. They didn't even need any money, they had magic cards.

View Quote Rebecca Bloomwood: Yes, I Googled.

View Quote Rebecca Bloomwood: You are like my soul sister!

View Quote Rebecca Bloomwood: You know that thing when you see someone cute and he smiles and your heart kind of goes like warm butter sliding down hot toast? Well, that's what it's like when I see a store. Only it's better.

View Quote Rebecca Bloomwood: You speak Prada?

View Quote Suze: [Rebecca pushes away bills] I'll do this. It can't be that bad. It's just like a band-aid. It's gonna be fine. [both gasp loudly] Bex! $200 on Marc Jacobs' underwear?
Rebecca Bloomwood: [pours the tequila] Oh, underwear is a basic, human, right.
Suze: $78.00 on lavender honey?
Rebecca Bloomwood: I felt sorry for the shop assistant. She had a lazy eye. I didn't know which way she was looking! I didn't know if she was looking at me, it was so sad.
Suze: I can't even talk about this one.

View Quote Suze: Bex, I just found the perfect book for you.
Garret E. Barton: Control your urge to shop, with Garret E. Barton. That's me. Do you find yourself constantly drawn toward stores?
Suze: Yes.
Rebecca Bloomwood: Nope.
Garret E. Barton: Does your heart quicken when you see new merchandise in neatly stacked piles?
Suze: Yes!
Rebecca Bloomwood: No.
Suze: This guy's good!
Garret E. Barton: Did you answer "no" to these questions and are consequently in denial?
Suze: Yes.
Rebecca Bloomwood: NO.
Garret E. Barton: Did you just say "no" again?
Rebecca Bloomwood: No... Yes...

View Quote Suze: Don't you think it's ironic that Rebecca Bloomwood is advising people on how to handle money.

View Quote Suze: Fluent in Finnish?
Rebecca Bloomwood: Everyone has fudged their resume a little.

View Quote Tarquin: Why do so many of your excuses involve Finland?
Rebecca Bloomwood: Because nobody checks up on Finland, Tarkie.