D. Freak My name is D. Freak. Uh, I'm a shopaholic. [everybody greets him] I'm also a former NBA player. [brushing against the woman next to him] We'll get back to that. Miss Korch Millinery? D. Freak What you call me? Miss Korch Hats. D. Freak Oh. Graham Bloomwood Life is like a swap meet. You never know when great riches... are going to turn up unexpectedly.