Justin Theroux movie quotes

View Quote Citizens of Ninjago, get ready to welcome your new overlord!

View Quote How else would you explain it, L-loyd? You weren't there.

View Quote You're gonna be fine. Let me text your mother.

View Quote Bryce: He makes himself out to be a harmless old codger, but inside... inside...
Bateman: [voice-over] ..."but inside" doesn't matter.
McDermott: "Inside," yes, "inside..." - believe it or not, Bryce, we're actually listening to you...
Bryce: Come on, Bateman, what do you think?
Bateman: Whatever.

View Quote Bryce: [after snorting cut cocaine] I want to get high off this, not sprinkle it on my **** Oaties.
Bateman: Definitely weak, but I have a feeling that if we do enough of it we'll be okay.
Club Patron: [leans over from another booth] Will you keep it down? I'm trying to do drugs!
Bryce: HEY, **** YOU!

View Quote Van Patten: They don't have a good bathroom to do coke in.
McDermott: Are you sure that's Paul Allen over there?
Bryce: Yes. McDufus, I am.
McDermott: He's handling the Fisher account.
Bryce: Lucky bastard.
McDermott: Lucky Jew bastard.
Bateman: Oh, Jesus, McDermott, what does that have to do with anything?
McDermott: Listen. I've seen the bastard sitting in his office on the phone with CEOs, spinning a **** menorah. The bastard brought a Hanukkah bush into the office last December.
Bateman: You spin a dreidel, McDermott, not a menorah. You spin a dreidel.
McDermott: Oh, my God. Bateman, do you want me to fry you up some **** potato pancakes? Some latkes?
Bateman: No. Just cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks.
McDermott: Oh, I forgot. Bateman's dating someone from the ACLU.

View Quote I know this is a big step for you, but in the words of Dr. Glickman, I'm going to give you the push you need.

View Quote You're a figment of my imagination.

View Quote You're that thing from my dream!

View Quote George: All these people live here. This is a commune.
Seth: We prefer 'intentional community.' We're not a bunch of hippies sitting around playing guitar.

View Quote Seth: If you want to pick a fight with your sexual chi, it's just going to drive it inwards - and that invites disease, and death.
George: Man, not a fan of death.
Almond: [very, very pregnant] People treat sex like it's this huge deal with crazy life consequences...

View Quote Linda: So what do you do when it rains?
Seth: I drink the nourishment that Gaia is feeding me through her cloud teats.

View Quote I have heard that your Prince Fabious has made his bed recklessly with many maidens. And I heard that he has fungi on his genitalia as a result. Also, he organises orgies with wenches and barbarians alike and he takes sperm on him and gives it to women freely, spilling his seed will nilly as he makes his way through the orgy.

View Quote Will you shut up! I will love you less!

View Quote Belladonna: Look at yourself. Why would anyone ever want to be with you?
Leeza: Hm, I'm not sure really. Oh yeah, perhaps because I'm rich, I live in a castle and I can do magic.

View Quote You're like a dog. Like one of those unwanted mistreated dogs. And you can kick them, they keep coming back to you, thinking that somehow if they're good, you'll love them.

View Quote Jesus Christ, Rachel, what the hell is wrong with you? I spent the last hour looking around for you. You scared the shit out of Anna, do you know that? She thought you were gonna... she wanted to call the police. So just... leave us alone. You can ruin your own life if you want to but you're not going to destroy ours. I'm not going to protect you any more.

View Quote Do you have any idea what it's like to be married to a **** blur?

View Quote [arriving on Earth] The indigenous life is even more primitive than I expected.

View Quote [after disintegrating a human] Hm, I like the way they pop.

View Quote [on B-127] Why isn't he fighting back? Why don't you fight?!

View Quote Every day can be an adventure.

View Quote I'm free to be myself and by by myself.