Tom Watson You're like a dog. Like one of those unwanted mistreated dogs. And you can kick them, they keep coming back to you, thinking that somehow if they're good, you'll love them. Megan Hipwell Lying is like taking a trip. It's like having a secret. It's like touching yourself and no one else knows. Except you. Cathy That's what your alimony's paying for? Tickets to nowhere? That's really **** weird, Rachel.