Van Patten
They don't have a good bathroom to do coke in.
McDermott
Are you sure that's Paul Allen over there?
Bryce
Yes. McDufus, I am.
McDermott
He's handling the Fisher account.
Bryce
Lucky bastard.
McDermott
Lucky Jew bastard.
Bateman
Oh, Jesus, McDermott, what does that have to do with anything?
McDermott
Listen. I've seen the bastard sitting in his office on the phone with CEOs, spinning a **** menorah. The bastard brought a Hanukkah bush into the office last December.
Bateman
You spin a dreidel, McDermott, not a menorah. You spin a dreidel.
McDermott
Oh, my God. Bateman, do you want me to fry you up some **** potato pancakes? Some latkes?
Bateman
No. Just cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks.
McDermott
Oh, I forgot. Bateman's dating someone from the ACLU.
