A character in American Psycho (2000)

Bryce quotes from American Psycho (2000)

Justin Theroux

Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in American Psycho (2000): in 5 of its 62 quotes
Most scenes with: Patrick Bateman (5), McDermott (2)

Scenes with Bryce

5 scenes

Come on, Bryce. There are a lot more important problems than Sri Lanka to worry about.

Bryce

Like what?

Well, we have to end apartheid for one. And slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger. We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people.

Bryce

He makes himself out to be a harmless old codger, but inside... inside...

[voice-over]

..."but inside" doesn't matter.

"Inside," yes, "inside..." - believe it or not, Bryce, we're actually listening to you...

Bryce

Come on, Bateman, what do you think?

Whatever.

Bryce
[after snorting cut cocaine]

I want to get high off this, not sprinkle it on my **** Oaties.

Definitely weak, but I have a feeling that if we do enough of it we'll be okay.

Club Patron
[leans over from another booth]

Will you keep it down? I'm trying to do drugs!

Bryce

HEY, **** YOU!

They don't have a good bathroom to do coke in.

Are you sure that's Paul Allen over there?

Bryce

Yes. McDufus, I am.

He's handling the Fisher account.

Bryce

Lucky bastard.

Lucky Jew bastard.

Oh, Jesus, McDermott, what does that have to do with anything?

Listen. I've seen the bastard sitting in his office on the phone with CEOs, spinning a **** menorah. The bastard brought a Hanukkah bush into the office last December.

You spin a dreidel, McDermott, not a menorah. You spin a dreidel.

Oh, my God. Bateman, do you want me to fry you up some **** potato pancakes? Some latkes?

No. Just cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks.

Oh, I forgot. Bateman's dating someone from the ACLU.

Bryce
[after snorting "cut" cocaine]

It's a **** milligram of sweetener. I want to get high off this, not sprinkle it on my **** oatmeal.

Definitely weak, but I have a feeling that if we do enough of it we'll be okay.

Club Patron
[leans over from another booth]

Will you keep it down? I'm trying to do drugs!

Bryce

**** you!

Calm down. Let's do it anyway.

Bryce

Yes, you're right. That is, if the **** in the next stall thinks it's okay!

Club Patron

**** YOU!

Bryce

HEY **** YOU! Sorry, dude. Steroids. Okay, let's do it.

Other characters in American Psycho

More Justin Theroux characters

All Justin Theroux quotes →