American Psycho (2000) · 62 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in American Psycho (2000): in 8 of its 62 quotes
Most scenes with: Patrick Bateman (8)
Is that the Ransom file? Thanks. Don't wear that outfit again.
Jean Ummm...what? I didn't hear you.
I said "Do not wear that outfit again." Wear a dress. A skirt or something.
Jean You don't like this, I take it?
Come on, you're prettier than that.
Jean Thanks, Patrick.
Jean Are you dating anyone?
Maybe. I don't know... Not really.
Did you know that Ted Bundy's first dog was a collie named Lassie? [laughs]
Jean Who's Ted Bundy?
I'm on a diet.
Jean What, you're kidding, right? You look great... so fit... and thin.
Well, you can always be thinner... look better.
Jean Then maybe we shouldn't go out to dinner. I wouldn't want you to lose your willpower.
That's okay. I'm not very good at controlling it anyway.
Jean What's that?
Duct tape. I need it for... taping something.
Jean Make someone happy. Have you ever wanted to?
I'm looking for, uh... [puts nail gun to the back of Jean's head] I guess you could say I just want to have a meaningful relationship with someone special.
I think if you stay, something bad will happen. I think I might hurt you. You don't want to get hurt, do you?
Jean No. No, I guess not. I don't want to get bruised.
Jean! I need help.
Jean Patrick, is that you?
Jean, I'm not...
Jean Craig McDermott called. He wants to meet you, David Van Patten, and Tim Bryce at Harry's for drinks.
Oh, my God... you dumb bitch.
Jean Patrick! I can't hear you!
Jean Where are you, Patrick? What's wrong?
I don't think I'm going to make it, Jean ... to the, uh ... office this afternoon.
Jean Why?
Just say no!
Jean What is it, Patrick? Are you all right?
Stop sounding so ****... sad. Jesus.
