Josh Lucas movie quotes

View Quote Dylan Tucker: [In disbelief] You can't fight them by yourself.
Xavier: [Ruefully shrugging] My People... We've Been Fighting Them For The Past Six Hundred Years.

View Quote Elijah Hardin: Speak English! I will cut your throat! Speak-
[Juan grabs him in the neck with the rope and Dylan grabs his arm with the rope]
Dylan Tucker: I got him.
Juan: [**** gun] Does this translate? Pendejo. [Shoots Elijah in the head]

View Quote Cassidy Tucker: [After giving birth] It's a girl.
Dylan Tucker: It's a girl?
Cassidy Tucker: You wanna hold your daughter?
Dylan Tucker: Can I?
Cassidy Tucker: Please.

View Quote All right, I'll cut to the chase. I've been hearing interesting things about what you guys are doing here. Your little molecular machines have some incredible implications. How would you like to come work for Atheon? Get paid ten times as much as you earn now and own a piece of the patents. You just have to say the word.

View Quote Lockdown! [Analyst: "Didn't you hear what the general said?!"] I SAID LOCKDOWN!!!

View Quote You know, consciously, you may control it, but subconsciously, I bet that's another story.

View Quote [To Connor's mother] You know, normally what you get on these cruise ships is a desperate single woman hoping to meet a guy, and, uh- you sure don't fit the bill.

View Quote Dylan Johns: Does your husband...
Maggie James: Oh, does that work much?
Dylan Johns: What?
Maggie James: The tentative mention of a husband I'm supposed to correct, even though you clocked my wedding finger twice already.

View Quote Captain Bradford: You may not leave this ballroom.
Robert Ramsey: Excuse me?
Captain Bradford: I am within my authority to compel you to stay, you know that.
Robert Ramsey: Captain, I understand- you have no choice. You have sick and injured people here, you need to stay with them. [Bradford nods] But I am going to find my daughter, and don't think for one second that you're going to stop me.
Connor: What are you doing?
Dylan: Thinking, you?
Connor: Thinking, what are we thinking about exactly?
Dylan: Well, I'm thinking of this door, and what's behind it.
[Connor approaches the door]
Dylan: Easy there, fireball, we don't know what's behind there.
[A tremendous explosion shakes the ballroom as the leaking gas in the galley explodes] Officer: Captain!
Captain Bradford: That felt like the galley.
Officer: The gas shut offs must have malfunctioned.
Captain Bradford: The door seals, will they keep the fire out?
Officer: Yes, Captain.
Captain Bradford: God rest their souls.

View Quote Bryce: He makes himself out to be a harmless old codger, but inside... inside...
Bateman: [voice-over] ..."but inside" doesn't matter.
McDermott: "Inside," yes, "inside..." - believe it or not, Bryce, we're actually listening to you...
Bryce: Come on, Bateman, what do you think?
Bateman: Whatever.

View Quote Bateman: Do you know what Ed Gein said about women?
Van Patten: Ed Gein? Maitre d' at Canal Bar?
Bateman: No, serial killer, Wisconsin in the fifties.
McDermott: So what did Ed say?
Bateman: When I see a pretty girl walking down the street I think two things. One part of me wants to take her out and talk to her and be real nice and sweet and treat her right.
McDermott: And what did the other part think?
Bateman: What her head would look like on a stick.

View Quote Van Patten: They don't have a good bathroom to do coke in.
McDermott: Are you sure that's Paul Allen over there?
Bryce: Yes. McDufus, I am.
McDermott: He's handling the Fisher account.
Bryce: Lucky bastard.
McDermott: Lucky Jew bastard.
Bateman: Oh, Jesus, McDermott, what does that have to do with anything?
McDermott: Listen. I've seen the bastard sitting in his office on the phone with CEOs, spinning a **** menorah. The bastard brought a Hanukkah bush into the office last December.
Bateman: You spin a dreidel, McDermott, not a menorah. You spin a dreidel.
McDermott: Oh, my God. Bateman, do you want me to fry you up some **** potato pancakes? Some latkes?
Bateman: No. Just cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks.
McDermott: Oh, I forgot. Bateman's dating someone from the ACLU.

View Quote You'll play basketball my way. My way is hard.

View Quote Hey, hey, Winnaker, Winnaker, do you want me to get you a skirt? I'll get you a skirt if you keep playing like a girl!

View Quote Coach Don Haskins: Jason, Don Haskins, Texas Western.
Jason Stevens: Western Union?
Coach Don Haskins: Texas Western down in El Paso. Hey, after the game, when you get a minute I'd like to talk to you about playing for me.
Jason Stevens: Play for you at Texas Western? Thanks, Coach, but I'm partial to winning.

View Quote [Ken Miles and his son Peter attend the Ford Mustang launch event and see a Mustang on display.]
Peter Miles: Whoa. Dad, look at that. Hah. The Ford Mustang. What do you think?
[Ken looks around the Mustang.]
Ken Miles: I think it's a secretary's car.
Peter Miles: I like it.
[Peter opens the passenger door to take a look at the interior. Leo Beebe notices this.]
Leo Beebe: Oh. Excu... Excuse me. Would you, would you not do that?
Peter Miles: Oh. Sorry.
[Peter closes the door while Ken looks at Beebe.]
Leo Beebe: Oh, er, is this, is this your son?
Ken Miles: Yes, it is.
Leo Beebe: Would you ask him to keep his hands off the paintwork?
[Peter takes his hand off the roof.]
Ken Miles: No, no, no, Peter, You're okay.
[Ken looks at Beebe]
Ken Miles: Who are you?
Leo Beebe: Leo Beebe, Senior Executive Vice President, Ford Motor Company.
Ken Miles: Ah.
Leo Beebe: I'm responsible for the launch of the Mustang.
Ken Miles: Ah! At least now we know who's responsible. Don't get me wrong, Lenny.
Leo Beebe: Leo.
Ken Miles: It looks fantastic. But inside, it's a lump of lard, dressed up to fool the public. My advice is, lose the inline-six and that idiotic three-speed, shorten the wheelbase, somehow lose half a ton, and lower the price.
Peter Miles: Dad.
Ken Miles: But even then, I'd still choose a Chevy Chevelle. And that's a **** terrible car.

View Quote [Henry Ford II enters the assembly plant.]
Henry Ford II: Shut it down, Mr. Beebe
[Leo Beebe turns around and faces the head engineer.]
Leo Beebe: John!
[The head engineer nods and shuts down the assembly line.]
Henry Ford II: Hear that? That's the sound of the Ford Motor Company out of business.
[Henry II walks around the plant.]
Henry Ford II: In 1899, my grandfather, Henry "By God" Ford, was walking home from Edison Illumination after working a double shift. He was ruminating. That morning, he had himself an idea that changed the world. Sixty-five years, and 47 million automobiles later, what shall be his legacy? Getting it in the tail pipe from a Chevy Impala!
[Some of the workers chuckle.]
Henry Ford II: Here's what I want you to do. Walk home.
[The workers suddenly go silent.]
Henry Ford II: While you're walking, I want you to ruminate. Man comes to my office with an idea, that man keeps his job. Rest of you, second-best losers... stay home. You don't belong at Ford.

View Quote [Henry II reads the newspaper headline of Fiat buying Ferrari before dropping the paper and picking up his glass to pour a drink.]
Leo Beebe: He played us. Old Man Enzo had no intention of selling to us. He used us to up his price, embarrass our company and insult your leadership. It was a bad idea from the start.
[Henry II approaches the executives that went to Italy]
Henry Ford II: What exactly did he say?
[Henry II takes a sip.]
Lee Iacocca: He said Ford makes ugly little cars, and we make 'em... in an ugly factory. He said our executives are sons of whores.
[Henry II approaches Iacocca]
Henry Ford II: About me.
Lee Iacocca: He called you fat, sir. Pigheaded.
Henry Ford II: Go on.
Lee Iacocca: He said you're not Henry Ford. You're Henry Ford II.
[Henry II stares at Iacocca before walking back to his desk.]
Henry Ford II: I want the best engineers. The best drivers. I don't care what it costs. We're gonna build a race car...
[Henry II puts down his glass]
Henry Ford II: And we're gonna bury that goddamn greasy wop 100 feet deep under the finish line at Le Mans. And I will be there to watch it.

View Quote We have things those machines will never have. Instincts, feelings... moral judgement.

View Quote Sir, you always taught me to never leave a wingman behind!

View Quote Ben Gannon: EDI, did you just cut him off?
EDI: There was nothing left to say.

View Quote Madness is just overactive curiosity.