King Tallious Please go and bathe yourself. Thadeous Why must I bathe just because Fabious– King Tallious Because you smell like the underside of a sheep's scrotum. Fabious I want you to be gay with me and Father. Thadeous I don't want to be gay with you two. I'd rather just stay in here with my blade and **** things up. King Tallious It is finally time for you to become a man. You must journey with your brother to rescue his bride. Thadeous Father, you can't be serious. If you want me to go on a quest, then let's start with something easy. Like, boiling a chicken or beating off in front of a Pegasus. Elementary things.