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King Tallious: It is finally time for you to become a man. You must journey with your brother to rescue his bride.
Thadeous: Father, you can't be serious. If you want me to go on a quest, then let's start with something easy. Like, boiling a chicken or beating off in front of a Pegasus. Elementary things.
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