Christoph Waltz movie quotes

View Quote That idiot general was my son! Shut up!

View Quote [to Dagda] That's the spirit!

View Quote [from trailer] The forest belongs to the darkness.

View Quote Au revoir, Shoshanna!

View Quote Tell me, Aldo- if I were sitting where you're sitting, would you show me mercy?

View Quote Col. Hans Landa: Now, my job dictates that I must have my men enter your home and conduct a thorough search before I can officially cross your family's name off my list, and if there are any irregularities to be found, rest assured they will be — that is, unless you have something to tell me that makes the conducting of a search unnecessary. I might add, also, that any information that makes the performance of my duties easier will not be met with punishment. Actually, quite the contrary, it will be met with reward, and that reward will be your family will cease to be harassed in any way by the German military during the rest of our occupation of your country. [stares hard at LaPadite] You are sheltering enemies of the state, are you not?
Perrier LaPadite: Yes.
Landa: You're sheltering them underneath your floorboards, aren't you?
LaPadite: [crying] Yes.
Landa: Point out to me the areas where they are hiding. [LaPadite points.] Since I haven't heard any disturbance, I assume that while they're listening, they don't speak English.
LaPadite: Yes.
Landa: I'm going to switch back to French now. I want you to follow my masquerade. Is that clear?
LaPadite: Yes.
Landa: [in French] Monsieur LaPadite, I thank you for the milk and your hospitality. I do believe our business here is done. [opens the door and lets SS soldiers in] Ah, ladies. I thank you for your time. We shan't be bothering your family any longer. So, Monsieur, Mademoiselle, I bid farewell to you and say: adieu! [The soldiers shoot up the floorboards]

View Quote Do you know what they're going to call you? The "Fastest Gun in the South".

View Quote [To slaves that had been chained to Django] Now as to you poor devils. So as I see it, when it comes to the subject of what to do next, you gentlemen have two choices. One, when I'm gone, you lift that horse off the remaining Speck and carry him to the nearest town, which would be at least thirty seven miles back the way you came. Or two, (throws them keys) you unshackle yourselves, take that rifle over there, put a bullet in his head, bury the two of them deep, and make your way to a more enlightened part of the country. The choice is yours. (starts to ride off, stops) Oh, and on the off-chance that there are any astronomy aficionados amongst you, the North Star is that one. Tata.

View Quote Ace Speck: Move it!
Dr King Schultz: My good man, did you simply get carried away with your dramatic gesture, or are you pointing that weapon at me with lethal intention?
Ace Speck: (**** rifle) Last chance, fancy pants.
Dr Schultz: Oh very well. (drops his latern and draws his revolver, shooting Ace and Dicky's horse in the head, the latter falling under the rider and crushing his leg)
Dr Schultz: I'm sorry to put a bullet in your beast, but I didn't want you to do anything rash before you had a moment to come to your senses.
Dicky Speck: You goddamn son of a bitch! You shot Roscoe! And you killed Ace!
Dr Schultz: I only shot your brother once he threatened to shoot me, and I believe I have (counts slaves) one, two, three, four, five, six, seven witness who can attest to that fact.
Dicky Speck: My leg's busted!
Dr Schultz: (drily) No doubt.

View Quote Morally, you're supposed to overcome your impulses, but there are times you don't want to overcome them.

View Quote [to Penelope] I saw your friend Jane Fonda on TV the other day. It made me want to go out and buy a Ku Klux Klan poster.

View Quote Keep on stroking your own ego. It's beautiful.

View Quote Stop shooting! You'll hit the girl! [watching her get away] That woman...

View Quote People love a good story. Yeah, few are born blue bloods like your husband. But everyone can relate to a low born scrapper who rescued his king from bankruptcy and saved the honor of his nation. That is a man who will never be forgotten.

View Quote Farewell, sweet lord. Take Tarzan with you. The future belongs to me.

View Quote I respect you gentlemen for wanting to roll up your sleeves and build something, stake your claim. Now I came to this country with nothing. And through risk and hard work, I made my own American dream come true.

View Quote You honestly think hard work creates wealth? The only thing that creates wealth is wealth. And we have it, you don't.

View Quote (last words) Big mouth, nothing behind it!

View Quote You see those large, heavily armed men? They suspect you have killed their leader and they want you dead.

View Quote James, you're going to do great things.

View Quote [Debbie, as Mary, walks onto the detective's office set. As the cameras roll, she glances at her line on a cue card]
Debbie: You disappear from my life 5 years ago, and now you think you can come waltzing back in? Well, no! No, I say! [grabs a glass and throws the contents in Henry's face] Get lost You handsome bastard! [She strides away, and on cue, Henry grabs and dips her] Oh, Humphrey. My mother warned me about men like you. [Henry pauses to glance at his cue card and sees Max gesturing encouragingly]
Henry: [clearing his throat] Bobby. Piñata. Carbonara. Lasagna. [He makes smooching noises]
Debbie: What?
Max: What?