Alan Cowan quotes from Carnage (2011)

View Quote Morally, you're supposed to overcome your impulses, but there are times you don't want to overcome them.

View Quote [to Penelope] I saw your friend Jane Fonda on TV the other day. It made me want to go out and buy a Ku Klux Klan poster.

View Quote Keep on stroking your own ego. It's beautiful.

View Quote Penelope, I believe in the god of carnage. The god whose rule has been unchallenged since time immemorial.

View Quote Nancy Cowan: [reaching for the scotch bottle] Let's get out of here, Alan. These people are monsters.
Alan Cowan: Stop it, Nancy.
Nancy Cowan: No, no, no. I want to drink some more. I- I wanna get drunk off my ass! This- this bitch throws my bag against the ceiling, nobody lifts a finger. I wanna be blind drunk.
Alan Cowan: You're drunk enough.
Nancy Cowan: How can you let her call our son a criminal? We come over here to work things out with them and they, they insult us, they browbeat us, they lecture us about being good citizens of the world! I am glad our son kicked the shit out of your son and I wipe my ass with your human rights!
Michael Longstreet: Wow! Get a couple of drinks in her and BAM!, her true self comes out.

View Quote Alan Cowan: Nancy, it's absurd to drink in your condition.
Nancy Cowan: What condition?