Bridget Fonda movie quotes

View Quote I will NOT calm down! This is the second time I've been hit with a severed head and I DON'T LIKE IT!

View Quote Kelly Scott: His scales were oval. He's an Asian Crocodile.
Sheriff Hank Keough: Why... why would he come here? I mean, it's impossible. Asia. How would he get here?
Hector Cyr: Obviously some asshole in Hong Kong flushed him down the toilet.

View Quote Kelly Scott: The lake is so black and still.
Sheriff Hank Keough: Yeah, we wanted to call it Lake Placid, but someone said that name was taken.
Jack Wells: It's not a science trip.
Kelly Scott: Could you be a little more condescending? 'Cause I'm not real great with subtlety.
Jack Wells: Something in that lake killed somebody, all right? I appreciate your trying to help. I'm really glad that you... brought the RAID.
Kelly Scott: There, that's better.
Jack Wells: Ma'am...
Kelly Scott: Look, if you call me "ma'am" one more time I'll sue you, and with today's laws, it's possible.
Sheriff Hank Keough: She's good.

View Quote [Acting flirtatious] Gee, Steele, I have to admit, your offer is very tempting... [She backs him towards the boiler] But these days I prefer my meat... cooked. [Steele realizes he is burning.]

View Quote [Jenna's bandana is in Steele's mouth] My bandana.

View Quote You're lying. [louder] Steele's lying. Balto's alive. And he's coming home.

View Quote People need people, Steve. It has nothing to do with sex. OK, maybe 40 percent. 60 percent. Forget it.

View Quote Somewhere around 25, bizarre becomes immature.

View Quote I've always been able to do this, break up with someone and never look back. Being alone: there's a certain dignity to it.

View Quote Liu Jian: I am a cop.
Jessica: I am Santa Claus.
Liu Jian: Who is Santa Claus?

View Quote Jessica: [Liu walks up to her with needle in hand] No... (x3) needles.
Liu Jian: No needles? No... [grabs a needle and uncuffs her]
Jessica: Ow, how did you do that?
Liu Jian: Chinese magic.

View Quote Jessica: [Liu slaps Jessica sleeping on toilet] How long did I sleep?
Liu Jian: Only a minute.

View Quote Nobody'd ever believe that you'd be capable of doing what you've done.