A Simple Plan (1998) quotes

9 total quotes

Jacob Mitchell – Billy Bob Thornton
Sarah Mitchell – Bridget Fonda

View Quote Lou Chambers: It's the American dream in a goddamn gym bag!
Hank Mitchell: You work for the American dream. You don't steal it.
Lou Chambers: Then this is even better.

View Quote Lou Chambers: What you gonna buy, Jakey boy?
Jacob Mitchell: I'm gonna buy me a truck.
Lou Chambers: No, **** that. Get something classy – Trans-Am!
Jacob Mitchell: Yeah, in my wildest ****in' dreams, a Trans-Am!

View Quote Neil Baxter: [confronted by Hank Mitchell, who's pointing a pistol] But you're not the cold-blooded type, are you Mr. Mitchell? Looks like we're both going to have an awful lot of explaining to do.
Hank Mitchell: Just me. [shoots him dead]

View Quote [commenting on crows] Those things are always waiting for something to die so they can eat it. What a weird job.

View Quote Hank, do you ever feel evil?

View Quote I mean, hell, Hank, I've never even kissed a girl. You know, if me becoming rich is gonna change all that, you know I'm all for it.

View Quote I wish somebody else had found that money.

View Quote Nobody'd ever believe that you'd be capable of doing what you've done.

View Quote We don't have anything in common, me and him, except maybe our last name.