Jacob Mitchell [commenting on crows]
Those things are always waiting for something to die so they can eat it. What a weird job.
Most-quoted character in A Simple Plan (1998): in 6 of its 9 quotes
A line from Jacob MitchellI wish somebody else had found that money.
More lines from Jacob Mitchell
4 quotes Jacob Mitchell Jacob Mitchell Hank, do you ever feel evil?
Jacob Mitchell We don't have anything in common, me and him, except maybe our last name.
Jacob Mitchell I mean, hell, Hank, I've never even kissed a girl. You know, if me becoming rich is gonna change all that, you know I'm all for it.
Scenes with Jacob Mitchell
1 scene
Lou Chambers
What you gonna buy, Jakey boy?
Jacob Mitchell I'm gonna buy me a truck.
Lou Chambers
No, **** that. Get something classy – Trans-Am!
Jacob Mitchell Yeah, in my wildest ****in' dreams, a Trans-Am!
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