Lake Placid (1999) · 13 quotes
Kelly Scott
His scales were oval. He's an Asian Crocodile.
Sheriff Hank Keough
Why... why would he come here? I mean, it's impossible. Asia. How would he get here?
Hector Cyr
Obviously some asshole in Hong Kong flushed him down the toilet.
Sheriff Hank Keough
I... I... I never heard of a crocodile crossing an ocean.
Hector Cyr
Well, they conceal information like that in books.
Kelly Scott
Did you want to be killed by it?
Hector Cyr
You think I'm that nuts?
Kelly Scott
Hector, what you just did, there had to be some sort of death wish going on.
Hector Cyr
In ancient Malenesia people suspected of crime's would be thrown to the crocodiles. Crocodiles would decide. They would be the judge.
Kelly Scott
Oh, so that was you wanting to be judged out there?
Hector Cyr
Maybe I was, and so what? Is that too arbitrary? Better to be measured by my wealth? Better for me to get my self-esteem looking into the eyes of cheap sycophants craving a meal ticket? There was more honesty in those dragon's eyes. There was more dignity in those dragon's eyes...
Kelly Scott
Jesus, Hector cut the shit.
Hector Cyr
Aw, **** it.
