Jessica
I'm not your type, huh?
Liu Jian
I don't have a type.
Kiss of the Dragon quotes
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Liu Jian
Jessica
[Liu slaps Jessica sleeping on toilet]
How long did I sleep?
Liu Jian
Only a minute.
Jessica
[Liu walks up to her with needle in hand]
No... (x3) needles.
Liu Jian
No needles? No... [grabs a needle and uncuffs her]
Jessica
Ow, how did you do that?
Liu Jian
Chinese magic.
Liu Jian
I am a cop.
Jessica
I am Santa Claus.
Liu Jian
Who is Santa Claus?
Liu Jian
I don't like to get bored.
Richard
Me neither, but you turn out to be VERY boring.
Liu Jian
This wasn't part of the plan.
Richard
It is now. Don't worry. It's all under control. He'll do his thing, then we'll do ours.
Liu Jian
Where's the other girl?
Richard
Prettying up in the bathroom.
Hooker
[Riding the Chinese client on the floor]
You want to go to Heaven?
Chinese client
Take me to Heaven! I'm going! Yes! Yes! I'm going! [Hooker stabs the Chinese client repeatedly] No! You mother****er! Let me up! She stabbed me! The dumb bitch stabbed me!
Richard
Stay calm. (x3)
Chinese client
I'm dying...
Richard
Stop recording. ****!
Liu Jian
We need to get him to the hospital.
Richard
He doesn't want to go to a hospital. He want to go to heaven. [He shoots the Chinese customer]
Liu Jian
[Shocked]
Why did you kill him?
Richard
[Chuckles derisively to goons]
The question is; "Why did you kill him?" [To Liu condescendingly] Thanks for the help, Johnny.
Liu Jian
[Richard aims gun at Isabel's head]
Wait! You're making a big mistake.
Richard
Am I?
Liu Jian
In the second it takes you to kill her, I will have all the time I need to kill you...
Richard
What did you do to me?
Liu Jian
I put a needle in your neck.
Richard
That's it?
Liu Jian
In a certain point. Very forbidden. It's called the Kiss of the Dragon.
Richard
Kiss my ass!
Richard
[Chasing Liu inside the supply room]
Check the vent!
Thug
I think...
Richard
[Shoots him]
Don't think!
Richard
[Handing Isabel a matchbox car]
Here, sweetie.
Isabel
Don't you have any Barbies?
Richard
All my Barbies are working.
Uncle Tai
You play Mah-jongg?
Liu Jian
A little.
Uncle Tai
I love Mahjong. Keeps the mind sharp. It's hard to find good players around here. That's why I play by myself. This way, I always win.
Liu Jian
I don't sell shrimp chips.
Richard
Sometimes the best are also the worst. It's really sad.
Liu Jian
The blood from your whole body goes to your head... it stops there... never comes down. But soon, it will come out of your nose, your ears, and even your eyes... and then... you will die... painfully...
Richard
There is a time for diplomacy and a time for action. Diplomacy is dead.