Liu Jian I don't sell shrimp chips.
Played by Jet Li 
Kiss of the Dragon (2001) · 17 quotes
Kiss of the Dragon (2001) · 17 quotes
Most-quoted character in Kiss of the Dragon (2001): in 11 of its 17 quotes
Most scenes with: Richard (4), Jessica (4)
The blood from your whole body goes to your head... it stops there... never comes down. But soon, it will come out of your nose, your ears, and even your eyes... and then... you will die... painfully...
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9 scenes
What did you do to me?
Liu Jian I put a needle in your neck.
That's it?
Liu Jian In a certain point. Very forbidden. It's called the Kiss of the Dragon.
Kiss my ass!
Liu Jian I am a cop.
I am Santa Claus.
Liu Jian Who is Santa Claus?
Liu Jian No needles? No... [grabs a needle and uncuffs her]
Ow, how did you do that?
Liu Jian Chinese magic.
Liu Jian Only a minute.
Liu Jian [Richard aims gun at Isabel's head]
Wait! You're making a big mistake.
Am I?
Liu Jian In the second it takes you to kill her, I will have all the time I need to kill you...
I'm not your type, huh?
Liu Jian I don't have a type.
Liu Jian I don't like to get bored.
Me neither, but you turn out to be VERY boring.
You play Mah-jongg?
Liu Jian A little.
I love Mahjong. Keeps the mind sharp. It's hard to find good players around here. That's why I play by myself. This way, I always win.
Liu Jian This wasn't part of the plan.
It is now. Don't worry. It's all under control. He'll do his thing, then we'll do ours.
Liu Jian Where's the other girl?
Prettying up in the bathroom.
Chinese client
Take me to Heaven! I'm going! Yes! Yes! I'm going! [Hooker stabs the Chinese client repeatedly] No! You mother****er! Let me up! She stabbed me! The dumb bitch stabbed me!
Stay calm. (x3)
Chinese client
I'm dying...
Stop recording. ****!
Liu Jian We need to get him to the hospital.
He doesn't want to go to a hospital. He want to go to heaven. [He shoots the Chinese customer]
Liu Jian [Shocked]
Why did you kill him?
[Chuckles derisively to goons]
The question is; "Why did you kill him?" [To Liu condescendingly] Thanks for the help, Johnny.
