Longbaugh What are you gonna tell God now?
More lines from Longbaugh
10 quotes Longbaugh Longbaugh There's always free cheese in a mousetrap.
Longbaugh Follow me Tonto.
Longbaugh Wanna get out now? Wanna quit? This is never gonna come your way again.
Longbaugh But, you know then you got the otherside. You got these trigger-happy ****s all about shooting and posturing and "you don't know who I am" kind of thing..."I been to prison".
Longbaugh To tell you the truth, I don't think this is a brains type of operation.
Longbaugh You know what I'm gonna tell God when I see him? I'm gonna tell him I was framed.
Longbaugh [Before he and Parker walk into a shootout]
If we die, we die alone.
Longbaugh Until that day, then.
Longbaugh [As he lays dying with Parker]
What are you going to tell God now?
Scenes with Longbaugh
10 scenes Longbaugh You have too much faith in people.
How can you kidnap someone without it?
Longbaugh Well, I've never killed a man…
I beg your pardon?
Longbaugh I said I've never killed a man.
I didn't ask if you had.
Longbaugh You asked me why I think I was qualified, and I think that's qualification.
And I'm just wondering why that in particular strikes you as an important qualification for semen donation.
Longbaugh I would say that's a big **** qualifica--excuse me, a very important qualification.
No one's ever said that before…
Longbaugh Have you ever asked?
No.
Longbaugh You should.
Longbaugh Why is that a big deal?
Because nobody brings up sex with dead people!
Longbaugh Course they don't, it's sick.
You brought it up.
Longbaugh To say I never did it.
I didn't ask that.
Longbaugh You should.
[While kidnapping a pregnet woman named Robin in the hospital]
:Parker: Allright guys I want this to go down nice and quiet. So put the guns down.
[The bodyguards do not respond] :Parker: Come on guys this is no good.
Longbaugh Hey man. The people, the people.
Can't you people see we have guns here?
[The people do not move] :Parker: Get the **** out! Get out!
[After everyone leaves] :Parker: Alright guys, come on we've got you dead to it. Now I am gonna count to three.
[The guards **** their guns] :Longbaugh: Ah ****.
What the **** are you doing. You're supposed to be protecting her.
[The guards lower their guns down to Robin's stomach.] :Longbuagh: Ah ****. Man, what'd I tell you.
Robin Walk away. Walk away. They don't care about dying, just losing. You're not gonna make it out of here alive. Someone could've called the cops by now, you know they're gonna come! Just walk away.
So are you the brains of the op, or is he?
Longbaugh To tell you the truth I don't think this is a brains kind of operation.
Longbaugh But, you know, then you got the other side. You got these trigger-happy ****s all about the shooting and posturing and 'you don't know who I am' kind of thing...”I been to prison."
'Cause you got caught, dumb ****.
Longbaugh These days, they want to be criminals more than they want to commit crime.
Well that's... that's not just crime. That's the way of the world.
Longbaugh Who are you?
I'm the guy you might meet one night. When you wake up with a pillow over your head. And the only thing you'll hear is a little pop.
Longbaugh You're a bag man.
Longbaugh If I wanna hit her I'll hit her. If I wanna miss I'll miss.
Longbaugh [After Parker is shot by Jeffers]
Can you walk?
Only if we can get this ****.
Longbaugh [Quietly]
I'm still here.
Are you still with me?
Longbaugh [Sighs]
Yeah! [Bullet strikes near his head]
