Benicio del Toro movie quotes

View Quote A heart is the only thing that has value. If you have one, get rid of it.

View Quote But, you know then you got the otherside. You got these trigger-happy ****s all about shooting and posturing and "you don't know who I am" kind of thing..."I been to prison".

View Quote Follow me Tonto.

View Quote [repeated line] Oh, man!

View Quote Everything you are about to see is true. Except that foxes don't swipe. That is a hurtful stereotype. Brought to you by... The Fox Council of Americas. Thank you. Gracias.

View Quote [showing up as Powell whistles for him] Swiper at the ready! [Powell: Whatever happens, get that map.] Swiper, yes, swiping.

View Quote [in Spanish] Time to meet God.

View Quote Nothing will make sense to your American ears, and you will doubt everything that we do, but in the end you will understand.

View Quote You're asking me how a watch works. For now we'll just keep an eye on the time.

View Quote Nobody ever really quits. A smoker's a smoker when the chips are down. And your chips are down.

View Quote I know you're angry, baby. And I forgive you for that without you even asking me to.

View Quote I've had a hell of a day. I been beat up every time I turn around. But the day I get turned down by a whore when I got good cash money to pay her with... well, there's only so much a man can take.

View Quote God knows when a single hair moves on your head.

View Quote [After hitting his son upside the head to punish him for hitting his sister] There's no hitting in this house.

View Quote I just ran over a man and two little girls.

View Quote [driving past a hitch-hiker in the middle of the desert]
Gonzo: Let's give that boy a ride!
Duke: What? No! We can't stop here! This is bat country!

View Quote Gonzo: We won't make the nut unless we have unlimited credit.
Duke: Jesus Christ, we will, man. You Samoans are all the same. You have no faith in the essential decency of the white man's culture.

View Quote [Duke and Gonzo are covering the DA'S convention on marijuana, with keynote speaker L. Ron Bumquist]
L. Ron Bumquist: The easiest way to do this is for each of us to try to imagine what is going on inside the possessed mind of a drug addict. [holds up a joint] The dope fiend refers to the butt of a marijuana cigarette as a "roach". He does so because it resembles a cockroach.
Gonzo: What the **** these people are talking about? You gotta be crazy on acid to think a joint looks like a goddamn cockroach.
Bumquist: You will notice that I have distinguished four distinct types of being in the cannabis and marijuana society. They are "cool", "groovy", "hip" and "square". Seldom, if ever, does one aspire to be "square".
Gonzo: This is a **** nightmare, man.
Bumquist: If he can figure out what is "happening", he can rise one notch to become "hip", and if he can convince himself to approve of what is "happening", he can become "groovy". [ominously] Groovy! And then he raise himself to the rank of "cool". He can become one of those... "cool guys".
D.A.: Dr. Bumquist, do you think the anthropologist Margaret Mead's strange behavior of late can be explained by a private marijuana addiction?
Duke: Good question!
Bumquist: I'm not really sure I can answer that. But what I can tell you is that if Margaret Mead, at her age, smoked grass...she'd have one hell of a trip! [laughs hysterically; the seated DA's follow suit]

View Quote Fenster: The way I hear it, Soze is some kind of butcher. A pitiless, psycho, ****-up butcher.

View Quote Cop: McManus told us a different story altogether.
Fenster: Oh, is that the one about the hooker with dysentery?

View Quote [after being strip-searched]
Fenster: I had a finger up my asshole tonight.
Hockney: Is it Friday already?

View Quote You like baseball? We need lights for the parks, so kids can play at night. So they can play baseball. So they don't become burros para los malones. Everyone likes baseball. Everyone likes parks.

View Quote I feel like a traitor.

View Quote You worry about getting me what I want. I worry about myself.

View Quote I've got a little Latino Harriet Tubman situation going on at my place. All legit. From the heart. No cash.

View Quote Sergio St. Carlos: You know what freedom is?
Bob: What?
Sergio St. Carlos: No fear. Just like Tom **** Cruise.