One Battle After Another 2025 quotes

I need this rendezvous point, you understand what I'm saying? I need it.

I understand and the question is "What time is it?"

****! If you don't give me the rendezvous point, I swear to God I will hunt you down and stick a loaded, ****in' hot piece of dynamite right up your ****in' asshole.

Okay, this doesn't feel safe. You're violating my space right now.

Violating your space? Man, come on - what kind of revolutionary are you, brother? We're not even in the same room here. We're talking on the phone, like, man!

Okay, there's no need to shout. This is a violation of my space to me. These are noise triggers.

****in' noise triggers? Listen, I wanna know something. I wanna know one thing when this is all said and done: what is your name? I need to know your name.

My name is Comrade Josh.

Comrade Joshua? Get a better name. "Comrade Josh" - that's a ****in' ridiculous name for a revolutionary. First off. Second off, I want to know your coordinates. I want to know your location right now. What is it?

I'm in a secure location somewhere between the stolen land of the Wabanaki and the stolen land of the Chumash.

You're ****in' intolerable, man. You're really intolerable. This is not the way revolutionaries do shit. Do you know how hard you are to talk to? Do you know the information I'm trying to give you? You're a little nitpicking prick! That's what you are: a little nitpicking prick. And do you know what I'm gonna do to nitpicking pricks? I'm gonna call in a Greyhawk 10.

You're calling in a Greyhawk 10?

I'm calling in a Greyhawk 10, all right? I want you to get your supervisor on the phone right now, because I know you've got one. I know you've got one, Comrade Josh. All right, I'm going way over your ****in' head. Way over your head, all right? Put your commanding officer on the phone now!

Cause you're calling in a Greyhawk 10?

I'm calling in a Greyhawk 10, Comrade Josh.

Please hold.

There are no hands on the clock.

Why?

Because they're not needed.

What time is it?

Uhh, ****. You know, I don't remember that part. Let's not nitpick over the passwords.

What was the **** password, by the way, you **** prick?

Time doesn't exist, yet it controls us anyway.

Oh, **** you, you **** moron! **** you! You obviously don't have kids, you **** idiot!

Howard Summerville.

How are you?

Good. The French 75. The resistance. The gringo coyote. Billygoat.

You've done your homework.

Um-hum. Take a look around. Take it all in. You need anything?

I'm fine.

Drink?

I'm ok.

You're still alive. That's a good sign, right?

Seem to be.

Yea. You know why?

You tell me.

I will tell you. I need you to tell me where baby Charlene is, what's her name, where she lives. I need to know where the rocket man lives, I need to know his name.

I can cooperate. Their names are Fred Flintstone and Arthur Fonzarelli and their address is Alpha Centauri.

I love it, I love it. Mother****er's sitting on plastic in a container and he's still got jokes.

I just want you know I'm not scared.

I appreciate that. If I was in your shoes, I wouldn't be scared either. [pause] I just don't know if your sister would feel that way. What's, what's his sister's name?

Pamela.

Oh, no more jokes? [pause] What are their names? Where do they live?

Green Acres, Beverly Hillbillies, Hooterville Junction.

Willa

Will no longer be so goddamn relevant.

And women will not care if Dick finally got down with Jane on Search for Tomorrow.

Willa

Because black people will be in the street...

... looking for a brighter day.

Deandra, Willa

The revolution will not be televised.

I need the greeting code, Bob.

Uhh, ****. Well, I don't remember the **** greeting code because I got a little bit high.

Nothing is secure. Everything is wrong. No one is above suspicion.

Get your noses in the carpet! My name is Junglepussy. This is what power looks like. See my face? This some 'Set It Off' shit. I don't want you, I just want your money. Your money... pays for my artillery, my supplies, my transportation, my dynamite, my message! I am what black power looks like. See my face? See my face! I'm the French 75...

Merry Christmas. Hail, Saint Nick.

Sergio St. Carlos

You know what freedom is?

What?

Sergio St. Carlos

No fear. Just like Tom **** Cruise.

Unbelievable.

Willa

Do I look just like her?

No, not really. But you do on the inside, which makes you quite a risk around here. The daughter of a rat is a baby rat, and we must be careful.

What's my favorite kind of pussy?

Mexican hairless.

Do you know a black militant by the name of Perfidia Beverly Hills?

Col. Steven J. Lockjaw

Yes, I do.

And was she a member of the rebel group known as the French 75?

Col. Steven J. Lockjaw

She was.

Colonel Lockjaw, did you engage in a romantic relationship with this woman?

Col. Steven J. Lockjaw

Gentlemen, I have engaged the enemy face to face in battle, and in the dark alleys and shadows of espionage. I was once raped in reverse.

Raped in reverse? Could you explain how that might work for us, Colonel Lockjaw?

Col. Steven J. Lockjaw

The enemy employed deception. I was drugged, and while unconscious my brain was not working but my power was, and I believe I was taken advantage of.

What kind of proof do you have? If you were unconscious, how do you know this to be true?

Col. Steven J. Lockjaw

I don't know it to be true, but I suspect it. When I awoke, there was sensitivity in a private place, and there was some residue of an interaction.

Interaction?

Col. Steven J. Lockjaw

I believe she was a sperm thief.

A semen demon?

Col. Steven J. Lockjaw

That's correct.

Colonel Lockjaw, what would be the purpose of the enemy raping you in reverse?

Col. Steven J. Lockjaw

They saw the power of my mind and body. They desired it.

Willa

How did you get home?

Well, with my car.

Willa

You drove?

So, what are you, my babysitter? Yeah, I know how to drink and drive, honey. I know what I'm doing.

Willa

Why is your shirt so tight?

Col. Steven J. Lockjaw

I'm not gay, if that's what you're saying.

Willa

I didn't say that.

Col. Steven J. Lockjaw

I'm not a homosexual!

Willa

I did not say that, but I see the lifts in your shoes.