A character in One Battle After Another (2025)

Comrade Josh quotes from One Battle After Another (2025)

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Bob

There are no hands on the clock.

Comrade Josh

Why?

Bob

Because they're not needed.

Comrade Josh

What time is it?

Bob

Uhh, ****. You know, I don't remember that part. Let's not nitpick over the passwords.

Bob

I need this rendezvous point, you understand what I'm saying? I need it.

Comrade Josh

I understand and the question is "What time is it?"

Bob

****! If you don't give me the rendezvous point, I swear to God I will hunt you down and stick a loaded, ****in' hot piece of dynamite right up your ****in' asshole.

Comrade Josh

Okay, this doesn't feel safe. You're violating my space right now.

Bob

Violating your space? Man, come on - what kind of revolutionary are you, brother? We're not even in the same room here. We're talking on the phone, like, man!

Comrade Josh

Okay, there's no need to shout. This is a violation of my space to me. These are noise triggers.

Bob

****in' noise triggers? Listen, I wanna know something. I wanna know one thing when this is all said and done: what is your name? I need to know your name.

Comrade Josh

My name is Comrade Josh.

Bob

Comrade Joshua? Get a better name. "Comrade Josh" - that's a ****in' ridiculous name for a revolutionary. First off. Second off, I want to know your coordinates. I want to know your location right now. What is it?

Comrade Josh

I'm in a secure location somewhere between the stolen land of the Wabanaki and the stolen land of the Chumash.

Bob

You're ****in' intolerable, man. You're really intolerable. This is not the way revolutionaries do shit. Do you know how hard you are to talk to? Do you know the information I'm trying to give you? You're a little nitpicking prick! That's what you are: a little nitpicking prick. And do you know what I'm gonna do to nitpicking pricks? I'm gonna call in a Greyhawk 10.

Comrade Josh

You're calling in a Greyhawk 10?

Bob

I'm calling in a Greyhawk 10, all right? I want you to get your supervisor on the phone right now, because I know you've got one. I know you've got one, Comrade Josh. All right, I'm going way over your ****in' head. Way over your head, all right? Put your commanding officer on the phone now!

Comrade Josh

Cause you're calling in a Greyhawk 10?

Bob

I'm calling in a Greyhawk 10, Comrade Josh.

Comrade Josh

Please hold.

Bob

What was the **** password, by the way, you **** prick?

Comrade Josh

Time doesn't exist, yet it controls us anyway.

Bob

Oh, **** you, you **** moron! **** you! You obviously don't have kids, you **** idiot!

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