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Bob: I need this rendezvous point, you understand what I'm saying? I need it.
Comrade Josh: I understand and the question is "What time is it?"
Bob: ****! If you don't give me the rendezvous point, I swear to God I will hunt you down and stick a loaded, ****in' hot piece of dynamite right up your ****in' asshole.
Comrade Josh: Okay, this doesn't feel safe. You're violating my space right now.
Bob: Violating your space? Man, come on - what kind of revolutionary are you, brother? We're not even in the same room here. We're talking on the phone, like, man!
Comrade Josh: Okay, there's no need to shout. This is a violation of my space to me. These are noise triggers.
Bob: ****in' noise triggers? Listen, I wanna know something. I wanna know one thing when this is all said and done: what is your name? I need to know your name.
Comrade Josh: My name is Comrade Josh.
Bob: Comrade Joshua? Get a better name. "Comrade Josh" - that's a ****in' ridiculous name for a revolutionary. First off. Second off, I want to know your coordinates. I want to know your location right now. What is it?
Comrade Josh: I'm in a secure location somewhere between the stolen land of the Wabanaki and the stolen land of the Chumash.
Bob: You're ****in' intolerable, man. You're really intolerable. This is not the way revolutionaries do shit. Do you know how hard you are to talk to? Do you know the information I'm trying to give you? You're a little nitpicking prick! That's what you are: a little nitpicking prick. And do you know what I'm gonna do to nitpicking pricks? I'm gonna call in a Greyhawk 10.
Comrade Josh: You're calling in a Greyhawk 10?
Bob: I'm calling in a Greyhawk 10, all right? I want you to get your supervisor on the phone right now, because I know you've got one. I know you've got one, Comrade Josh. All right, I'm going way over your ****in' head. Way over your head, all right? Put your commanding officer on the phone now!
Comrade Josh: Cause you're calling in a Greyhawk 10?
Bob: I'm calling in a Greyhawk 10, Comrade Josh.
Comrade Josh: Please hold.
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