Do you know a black militant by the name of Perfidia Beverly Hills?
Col. Steven J. Lockjaw
Yes, I do.
And was she a member of the rebel group known as the French 75?
Col. Steven J. Lockjaw
She was.
Colonel Lockjaw, did you engage in a romantic relationship with this woman?
Col. Steven J. Lockjaw
Gentlemen, I have engaged the enemy face to face in battle, and in the dark alleys and shadows of espionage. I was once raped in reverse.
Raped in reverse? Could you explain how that might work for us, Colonel Lockjaw?
Col. Steven J. Lockjaw
The enemy employed deception. I was drugged, and while unconscious my brain was not working but my power was, and I believe I was taken advantage of.
What kind of proof do you have? If you were unconscious, how do you know this to be true?
Col. Steven J. Lockjaw
I don't know it to be true, but I suspect it. When I awoke, there was sensitivity in a private place, and there was some residue of an interaction.
Interaction?
Col. Steven J. Lockjaw
I believe she was a sperm thief.
A semen demon?
Col. Steven J. Lockjaw
That's correct.
Colonel Lockjaw, what would be the purpose of the enemy raping you in reverse?
Col. Steven J. Lockjaw
They saw the power of my mind and body. They desired it.
