"Okay"? Okay? No, I'm not okay, okay? I want to go home! I want to be staring at my phone, in an ice-cold room, drinking a frozen coffee beverage! And I know that makes me sound real basic, but that is what I want! Oh, and by the way, the poo song lied. Yeah, it was totally dangerous, arrows rained down on me. I hate it here! Uh! Uh! And I can't even storm off 'cause this jungle will eat me!
Most scenes together: Randy Warren & Sammy Moore (6), Randy Warren & Alejandro Gutierrez (6), Dora Márquez & Sammy Moore (5)
Dora and the Lost City of Gold quotes
Page 1 of 5Are you kids okay?
"Not really"? Understatement of the century. I was just kidnapped and chased by bad guys, and a fox with a mask. Everyone saw that, right? Like, why does that fox need to remain anonymous? Who is gonna recognize one specific fox?!
You're not a kid… but you're not a grown-up either, Dora. You're a teenager. It's a super confusing time. But the fact is you're right - you can't do it by yourself. Good news is you have friends now. And together, anything is possible.
Diego, wait! At least I got people dancing and clapping.
They were mocking you. They were laughing at you and me. You've been here for weeks. How do you not see that?
I see it. I'm not stupid. But I have to be myself. That's all I know how to do.
Well, just stop doing it! For, like, one day just stop being you and just be normal.
Because, Dora, this isn't the jungle where you can just do whatever you want and be best friends with a monkey. Okay, this is high school. It's life or death. And it was hard enough already without having to take care of the class weirdo.
[Dora looks hurt then runs off without saying anything, Diego watches then looks away in regret]
Where did you transfer from, Dora?
Oh, hey, look. The Dork-as multiplied.
He has angered the Gods.
Are you sure your parents went this way?
Warning signs. Totems. Legend tells of an deadly ancient militia dedicated to protecting Parapata from outside eyes. No-one has seen los Guardianes Perdidos, the Lost Guardians, for centuries.
Quechua. Ancient Inca. Impressive.
What does it mean?
"All those who seek Parapata shall surely perish.".
You have nothing to worry about. I promise. I mean, there's no need to overreact. [walks into a spiderweb] AAH!!! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! [runs into a tree and falls down, then gets back up] And that was just an example of the dangers of overreacting. [wipes the spiderweb off and walks away]
It's the Lost Guardians of Parapata.
Ridiculous! There are no Lost Guardians! (Are there?) I made them up!
No, they're super real, bro.
We're on a field trip.
And where are the mercenaries?
Alejandro saved us from them, and he's with us.
Who?
Your old friend, Alejandro, from the university. You sent him your journal.
My journal was stolen days before the expedition.
Bravo Team, this is alpha leader. (I told you earlier I was really a bad guy.)
We found them.
Honey, come here. Get back, kids.
Delta rendezvous point [his mercenaries approach] You have my location.
You lied to me. (Why would you do this?)
No, no, no, no, no. No, I outwitted you...
That's the same thing.
...as I have outwitted every adversary that came before you. Who would have believed that my greatest achievement, the final act in the prosperous treasure hunting career, would find me squaring off against a socially inept jungle nerd...
Hey, hey, hey!
...And 3 high school losers?
I don't know them, so whatever.
Now if you please, you will lead me to Parapata.
But you can't get inside. It's impenetrable.
That means you can't get inside.
I know!
Okay.
Shut up! You wouldn't want anything happen to her, now, would you?
Of course not.
Good. Good, good. So, if everyone just plays nice, I'll get my gold, and you'll be on your way home safe and sound. You're a smart family, right? So, make the smart choice, hmm? We're moving out! Let's go!
Not sure if I made myself clear earlier, but if you're going to take a shot at the queen, you better not miss. There is nothing more dangerous than a wounded animal.
A lotta things are more dangerous than a wounded animal. A healthy one for a start.
Stop! Just...stop. I'm watching you. [she walks out]
Uh, may we stop for a moment? I have to do a thing.
What?
Just a thing.
What thing?
I know what this is. You have to poo.
No, that isn't it. [pause] Of course I have to poo! I haven't pooed in 48 hours. I'm sweating and every step is agony. Well, don't look at me. Cover your ears!
Probably should've said "cover your ears" before you said "poo", like 47 times.
There is no need to be afraid. I have an idea: let's turn this into a song.
Let's not.
Who did the Incas revere the most?
That's easy. [the kids turn around in shock] The same as me. Gold.
Oh, crud.
Thanks for getting me through the tough stuff for me. Once again, I had to follow Miss Know-It-All, and she led me straight to the gold. [laughs] Gold, gold. Lots and lots of gold! The answer to the puzzle is obvious. The Incas built monuments and their gods with it. Gold is as close to touching the sun as the Incas could get. [places a gold coin on a statue and it moves] It's happening. It's happening! IT'S HAPPENING! I beat you, I won. I beat you, I won, I beat you, I won! The treasure is going to be mine!
You were wrong about me, Alejandro. I'm not a know-it-all, but by now, I do know you. I knew that you would follow us in here, and I knew that you would let us take all the risk for you. I knew the final Inca test would carry dire consequences for those who should fail it, which is why are over here, and you... well, you're standing right there.
I'm still alive! Powell, Viper, help me! Get in here now! My mercenaries are on their way! This isn't over yet!
What's happening? Where are we?
I think... we're being unloaded from a plane.
We're not on a plane. We can't-- [peers at the other side of the crate and realizes they're on a plane] Oh, my God, we're on a plane! [searches her pockets] We've left the country without ID. We need to alert the U.S. consulate.
Dora, what happened?
Vinieron por mi! Estan tras mis padres! De Parapata! [transmitting: "They came for me! They're after my parents, after Parapata!"]
They're treasure hunters?
Oh, look, Dora brought a knife on the field trip, everybody.
I see 3 mercenaries. Armed. [sees someone] Wait, there's a fourth. [drops back in] I think he saw me. [puts away the knife] He's coming for us.
Okay, I am not here. I'm an avatar. [whimpers and screams]
I'm a friend of your parents. I'm rescuing you, Dora. Come with me if you want to live! [the truck revs and drives forward, causing Alejandro to fall off the truck]
Where did he go?
Did-did he die?
Boss!
Get them!
My parents did not sign a permission slip for the jungle! Why are we here?! Where's the museum?! Why, why, why?!
How do we get out of here?!
I don't know! Getting you out of the box was as far as my plan went.
Whatever happens, get that map.
You know, Dora, I... I never forgot about the jungle. And you... you were my best friend...and my-my first friend. I'm glad I'm here with you, Dora. I mean, this... this is our next adventure, prima.
Our next adventure, primo. [they both hug]