Randy Warren [first lines]
You... into astronomy?
Played by Nicholas Coombe 
Dora and the Lost City of Gold (2019) · 68 quotes
Dora and the Lost City of Gold (2019) · 68 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Dora and the Lost City of Gold (2019): in 17 of its 68 quotes
Most scenes with: Sammy Moore (6), Alejandro Gutierrez (6), Dora Márquez (4)
Excuse me.
More lines from Randy Warren
9 quotes Randy Warren Randy Warren I can hold my breath for 7 minutes.
Randy Warren Why did I take Mandarin? What are you guys saying?
Randy Warren We're gonna die out here.
Randy Warren [Sammy: What is happening?!]
It's the curse! The curse is gonna perish us! We're gonna perish all over the place!
Randy Warren I'm hit! They hit me! I'm bleeding out! I'm losing life force! [Diego: Oh, no, no, no! No, it's a juice box. It's just a juice box.]
Randy Warren It's a jungle puzzle.
Randy Warren Look, I was wrong about jungle puzzles. Okay? There's no such thing as a jungle puzzle.
Randy Warren It's a jungle puzzle. It's a real... freaking... jungle puzzle. That is so awesome! I'm sorry I doubted you, movies.
Scenes with Randy Warren
7 scenes Randy [after being kidnapped and taken from Los Angeles to Peru, Dora, her cousin Diego and their friends Sammy and Randy wake up in a crate...] [wakes up and wakes up his friends]
What's happening? Where are we?
[Diego and Sammy wake up, realize their heads are touching and they jump back] [Dora wakes up, peers at the side of the crate and sees they're being unloaded from a plane]
I think... we're being unloaded from a plane.
We're not on a plane. We can't-- [peers at the other side of the crate and realizes they're on a plane] Oh, my God, we're on a plane! [searches her pockets] We've left the country without ID. We need to alert the U.S. consulate.
[the crate jolts and a forklift carries the crate to the back of the truck. It's morning at a dusty airport. All the mercenaries are gathered.]
Dora, what happened?
[in Spanish]
Vinieron por mi! Estan tras mis padres! De Parapata! [transmitting: "They came for me! They're after my parents, after Parapata!"]
They're treasure hunters?
Randy [confused]
Why did I take Mandarin? What are you guys saying?
[Dora opens her backpack and brings out a large knife] [sarcastically]
Oh, look, Dora brought a knife on the field trip, everybody.
[prys open the lid with the knife and peers out]
I see 3 mercenaries. Armed. [sees someone] Wait, there's a fourth. [drops back in] I think he saw me. [puts away the knife] He's coming for us.
Randy [the kids brace themselves] [closes his eyes]
Okay, I am not here. I'm an avatar. [whimpers and screams]
I'm a friend of your parents. I'm rescuing you, Dora. Come with me if you want to live! [the truck revs and drives forward, causing Alejandro to fall off the truck]
Where did he go?
Randy Did-did he die?
Christina X
[while a female mercenary is driving the truck, she looks in the mirror and spots the kids running off with Alejandro]
Boss!
Powell
[he and Viper turn around and see them running off]
Get them!
[Christina X pulls the brake, stopping the truck] [Dora, Diego, Randy, Sammy and Alejandro are running to a hanger]
My parents did not sign a permission slip for the jungle! Why are we here?! Where's the museum?! Why, why, why?!
How do we get out of here?!
I don't know! Getting you out of the box was as far as my plan went.
Powell
Whatever happens, get that map.
Are you kids okay?
Randy [throws up]
Not really.
"Not really"? Understatement of the century. I was just kidnapped and chased by bad guys, and a fox with a mask. Everyone saw that, right? Like, why does that fox need to remain anonymous? Who is gonna recognize one specific fox?!
Randy Are you sure your parents went this way?
Warning signs. Totems. Legend tells of an deadly ancient militia dedicated to protecting Parapata from outside eyes. No-one has seen los Guardianes Perdidos, the Lost Guardians, for centuries.
Quechua. Ancient Inca. Impressive.
What does it mean?
"All those who seek Parapata shall surely perish.".
Randy [anxiously]
Okay, I am ready for my parents to come and get me now.
You have nothing to worry about. I promise. I mean, there's no need to overreact. [walks into a spiderweb] AAH!!! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! [runs into a tree and falls down, then gets back up] And that was just an example of the dangers of overreacting. [wipes the spiderweb off and walks away]
Uh, may we stop for a moment? I have to do a thing.
Randy What?
Just a thing.
What thing?
I know what this is. You have to poo.
No, that isn't it. [pause] Of course I have to poo! I haven't pooed in 48 hours. I'm sweating and every step is agony. Well, don't look at me. Cover your ears!
Probably should've said "cover your ears" before you said "poo", like 47 times.
There is no need to be afraid. I have an idea: let's turn this into a song.
Let's not.
Randy We're on a field trip.
Cole
And where are the mercenaries?
Alejandro saved us from them, and he's with us.
Elena
Who?
Your old friend, Alejandro, from the university. You sent him your journal.
Cole
My journal was stolen days before the expedition.
Bravo Team, this is alpha leader. (I told you earlier I was really a bad guy.)
We found them.
Elena
Honey, come here. Get back, kids.
Delta rendezvous point [his mercenaries approach] You have my location.
You lied to me. (Why would you do this?)
No, no, no, no, no. No, I outwitted you...
Cole
That's the same thing.
...as I have outwitted every adversary that came before you. Who would have believed that my greatest achievement, the final act in the prosperous treasure hunting career, would find me squaring off against a socially inept jungle nerd...
Cole
Hey, hey, hey!
...And 3 high school losers?
Cole
I don't know them, so whatever.
Now if you please, you will lead me to Parapata.
Cole
But you can't get inside. It's impenetrable.
Cole
That means you can't get inside.
I know!
Cole
Okay.
Shut up! You wouldn't want anything happen to her, now, would you?
Cole
Of course not.
Good. Good, good. So, if everyone just plays nice, I'll get my gold, and you'll be on your way home safe and sound. You're a smart family, right? So, make the smart choice, hmm? We're moving out! Let's go!
Who did the Incas revere the most?
That's easy. [the kids turn around in shock] The same as me. Gold.
Randy Oh, crud.
Thanks for getting me through the tough stuff for me. Once again, I had to follow Miss Know-It-All, and she led me straight to the gold. [laughs] Gold, gold. Lots and lots of gold! The answer to the puzzle is obvious. The Incas built monuments and their gods with it. Gold is as close to touching the sun as the Incas could get. [places a gold coin on a statue and it moves] It's happening. It's happening! IT'S HAPPENING! I beat you, I won. I beat you, I won, I beat you, I won! The treasure is going to be mine!
You were wrong about me, Alejandro. I'm not a know-it-all, but by now, I do know you. I knew that you would follow us in here, and I knew that you would let us take all the risk for you. I knew the final Inca test would carry dire consequences for those who should fail it, which is why are over here, and you... well, you're standing right there.
[A noise is heard and Alejandro steps back. It appears he has set a trap and falls in screaming.]
I'm still alive! Powell, Viper, help me! Get in here now! My mercenaries are on their way! This isn't over yet!
Randy It's the Lost Guardians of Parapata.
Ridiculous! There are no Lost Guardians! (Are there?) I made them up!
No, they're super real, bro.