Randy
We're on a field trip.
And where are the mercenaries?
Alejandro saved us from them, and he's with us.
Who?
Your old friend, Alejandro, from the university. You sent him your journal.
My journal was stolen days before the expedition.
Alejandro
Bravo Team, this is alpha leader. (I told you earlier I was really a bad guy.)
You don't know him… do you? [Alejandro chuckles] Oh, miercoles.
Alejandro
We found them.
Honey, come here. Get back, kids.
Alejandro
Delta rendezvous point [his mercenaries approach] You have my location.
You lied to me. (Why would you do this?)
Alejandro
No, no, no, no, no. No, I outwitted you...
That's the same thing.
Alejandro
...as I have outwitted every adversary that came before you. Who would have believed that my greatest achievement, the final act in the prosperous treasure hunting career, would find me squaring off against a socially inept jungle nerd...
Hey, hey, hey!
Alejandro
...And 3 high school losers?
I don't know them, so whatever.
Alejandro
Now if you please, you will lead me to Parapata.
But you can't get inside. It's impenetrable.
Alejandro
Impenetrable.
That means you can't get inside.
Alejandro
I know!
Okay.
Alejandro
Shut up! You wouldn't want anything happen to her, now, would you?
Of course not.
Alejandro
Good. Good, good. So, if everyone just plays nice, I'll get my gold, and you'll be on your way home safe and sound. You're a smart family, right? So, make the smart choice, hmm? We're moving out! Let's go!
