Alejandro Gutierrez [first lines]
Dora, it is you! [Dora: Who are you?] I'm a friend of your parents. I'm rescuing you, Dora. Come with me if you want to live!
Played by Eugenio Derbez 
Dora and the Lost City of Gold (2019) · 68 quotes
Dora and the Lost City of Gold (2019) · 68 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Dora and the Lost City of Gold (2019): in 15 of its 68 quotes
Most scenes with: Randy Warren (6), Sammy Moore (5), Dora Márquez (4)
All those that seek Parapata... shall surely perish.
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Alejandro Gutierrez [during the animated sequence]
I don't need these clothes anymore! [strips from his clothes and runs off in the forest, fully naked]
Alejandro Gutierrez Stop pulling levers, Randy! [Randy: I'm trying to find the off switch!]
Alejandro Gutierrez Can you all shut up back there?! I've had to listen to your mindless positivity for three days! Your relentless good nature spirit is a holy nightmare! So just shut up. Shut up! [Elena: We're so sorry about that...] SHUT UP! No more talking! And definitely no more singing.
Alejandro Gutierrez [Randy: It's the Lost of Guardians of Parapata.]
Ridiculous! There are no lost guardians! I made them up! [Sammy: No, they're super real, bro.]
Alejandro Gutierrez [last lines, singing during the ending song Hooray! We did it!]
Can someone get me out of here?
Scenes with Alejandro Gutierrez
7 scenes
[after being kidnapped and taken from Los Angeles to Peru, Dora, her cousin Diego and their friends Sammy and Randy wake up in a crate...] [wakes up and wakes up his friends]
What's happening? Where are we?
[Diego and Sammy wake up, realize their heads are touching and they jump back] [Dora wakes up, peers at the side of the crate and sees they're being unloaded from a plane]
I think... we're being unloaded from a plane.
We're not on a plane. We can't-- [peers at the other side of the crate and realizes they're on a plane] Oh, my God, we're on a plane! [searches her pockets] We've left the country without ID. We need to alert the U.S. consulate.
[the crate jolts and a forklift carries the crate to the back of the truck. It's morning at a dusty airport. All the mercenaries are gathered.]
Dora, what happened?
[in Spanish]
Vinieron por mi! Estan tras mis padres! De Parapata! [transmitting: "They came for me! They're after my parents, after Parapata!"]
They're treasure hunters?
[Dora opens her backpack and brings out a large knife] [sarcastically]
Oh, look, Dora brought a knife on the field trip, everybody.
[prys open the lid with the knife and peers out]
I see 3 mercenaries. Armed. [sees someone] Wait, there's a fourth. [drops back in] I think he saw me. [puts away the knife] He's coming for us.
[the kids brace themselves] [closes his eyes]
Okay, I am not here. I'm an avatar. [whimpers and screams]
Alejandro [a bearded man opens the crate with a crowbar and looks in]
Dora, it is you!
Alejandro I'm a friend of your parents. I'm rescuing you, Dora. Come with me if you want to live! [the truck revs and drives forward, causing Alejandro to fall off the truck]
Where did he go?
Did-did he die?
Alejandro [reopens the crate]
I'm okay, I'm okay! I need your help, but we have to run, now!
Christina X
[while a female mercenary is driving the truck, she looks in the mirror and spots the kids running off with Alejandro]
Boss!
Powell
[he and Viper turn around and see them running off]
Get them!
[Christina X pulls the brake, stopping the truck] [Dora, Diego, Randy, Sammy and Alejandro are running to a hanger]
My parents did not sign a permission slip for the jungle! Why are we here?! Where's the museum?! Why, why, why?!
How do we get out of here?!
Alejandro I don't know! Getting you out of the box was as far as my plan went.
Powell
Whatever happens, get that map.
Alejandro Are you kids okay?
"Not really"? Understatement of the century. I was just kidnapped and chased by bad guys, and a fox with a mask. Everyone saw that, right? Like, why does that fox need to remain anonymous? Who is gonna recognize one specific fox?!
Are you sure your parents went this way?
Alejandro Warning signs. Totems. Legend tells of an deadly ancient militia dedicated to protecting Parapata from outside eyes. No-one has seen los Guardianes Perdidos, the Lost Guardians, for centuries.
Alejandro Quechua. Ancient Inca. Impressive.
What does it mean?
Alejandro "All those who seek Parapata shall surely perish.".
Alejandro You have nothing to worry about. I promise. I mean, there's no need to overreact. [walks into a spiderweb] AAH!!! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! [runs into a tree and falls down, then gets back up] And that was just an example of the dangers of overreacting. [wipes the spiderweb off and walks away]
[Diego sits next to Dora by a campfire]
You know, Dora, I... I never forgot about the jungle. And you... you were my best friend...and my-my first friend. I'm glad I'm here with you, Dora. I mean, this... this is our next adventure, prima.
Our next adventure, primo. [they both hug]
Alejandro [wakes up]
Oh...! I-I had the weirdest dream. [looks to find he's naked and covers up]
We're on a field trip.
Cole
And where are the mercenaries?
Alejandro saved us from them, and he's with us.
Elena
Who?
Your old friend, Alejandro, from the university. You sent him your journal.
Cole
My journal was stolen days before the expedition.
Alejandro Bravo Team, this is alpha leader. (I told you earlier I was really a bad guy.)
Alejandro We found them.
Elena
Honey, come here. Get back, kids.
Alejandro Delta rendezvous point [his mercenaries approach] You have my location.
You lied to me. (Why would you do this?)
Alejandro No, no, no, no, no. No, I outwitted you...
Cole
That's the same thing.
Alejandro ...as I have outwitted every adversary that came before you. Who would have believed that my greatest achievement, the final act in the prosperous treasure hunting career, would find me squaring off against a socially inept jungle nerd...
Cole
Hey, hey, hey!
Alejandro ...And 3 high school losers?
Cole
I don't know them, so whatever.
Alejandro Now if you please, you will lead me to Parapata.
Cole
But you can't get inside. It's impenetrable.
Alejandro [laughs]
Impenetrable.
Cole
That means you can't get inside.
Alejandro I know!
Cole
Okay.
Alejandro Shut up! You wouldn't want anything happen to her, now, would you?
Cole
Of course not.
Alejandro Good. Good, good. So, if everyone just plays nice, I'll get my gold, and you'll be on your way home safe and sound. You're a smart family, right? So, make the smart choice, hmm? We're moving out! Let's go!
Who did the Incas revere the most?
Alejandro That's easy. [the kids turn around in shock] The same as me. Gold.
Oh, crud.
Alejandro Thanks for getting me through the tough stuff for me. Once again, I had to follow Miss Know-It-All, and she led me straight to the gold. [laughs] Gold, gold. Lots and lots of gold! The answer to the puzzle is obvious. The Incas built monuments and their gods with it. Gold is as close to touching the sun as the Incas could get. [places a gold coin on a statue and it moves] It's happening. It's happening! IT'S HAPPENING! I beat you, I won. I beat you, I won, I beat you, I won! The treasure is going to be mine!
You were wrong about me, Alejandro. I'm not a know-it-all, but by now, I do know you. I knew that you would follow us in here, and I knew that you would let us take all the risk for you. I knew the final Inca test would carry dire consequences for those who should fail it, which is why are over here, and you... well, you're standing right there.
Alejandro [A noise is heard and Alejandro steps back. It appears he has set a trap and falls in screaming.]
I'm still alive! Powell, Viper, help me! Get in here now! My mercenaries are on their way! This isn't over yet!
It's the Lost Guardians of Parapata.
Alejandro Ridiculous! There are no Lost Guardians! (Are there?) I made them up!
No, they're super real, bro.
