Swiper
Everything you are about to see is true. Except that foxes don't swipe. That is a hurtful stereotype. Brought to you by... The Fox Council of Americas. Thank you. Gracias.
A line from Swiper
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Oh, man!
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11 quotes Swiper
Swiper
[showing up as Powell whistles for him]
Swiper at the ready! [Powell: Whatever happens, get that map.] Swiper, yes, swiping.
Swiper
Hola.
Swiper
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh… man! I'm stuck upside-down.
Swiper
Open this door, man! I'm not joking, man!
Swiper
[singing]
Guarding the gate, I'm guarding the gate, Swiper is guarding the gate.
Swiper
Say goodbye to your little friend!
Swiper
Adiós, losers!
Swiper
And you'll never find it now, man!
Swiper
Get off me, monkey!
Swiper
Oh, man, the indignity.
Scenes with Swiper
1 scene
Randy
[after being kidnapped and taken from Los Angeles to Peru, Dora, her cousin Diego and their friends Sammy and Randy wake up in a crate...] [wakes up and wakes up his friends]
What's happening? Where are we?
Dora
[Diego and Sammy wake up, realize their heads are touching and they jump back] [Dora wakes up, peers at the side of the crate and sees they're being unloaded from a plane]
I think... we're being unloaded from a plane.
Sammy
We're not on a plane. We can't-- [peers at the other side of the crate and realizes they're on a plane] Oh, my God, we're on a plane! [searches her pockets] We've left the country without ID. We need to alert the U.S. consulate.
Diego
[the crate jolts and a forklift carries the crate to the back of the truck. It's morning at a dusty airport. All the mercenaries are gathered.]
Dora, what happened?
Dora
[in Spanish]
Vinieron por mi! Estan tras mis padres! De Parapata! [transmitting: "They came for me! They're after my parents, after Parapata!"]
Diego
[in Spanish]
En serio? [transmitting: "Are you serious?"]
Sammy
They're treasure hunters?
Randy
[confused]
Why did I take Mandarin? What are you guys saying?
Diego
[the forklift drops the crate on the truck]
We gotta get out of here.
Sammy
[Dora opens her backpack and brings out a large knife] [sarcastically]
Oh, look, Dora brought a knife on the field trip, everybody.
Dora
[prys open the lid with the knife and peers out]
I see 3 mercenaries. Armed. [sees someone] Wait, there's a fourth. [drops back in] I think he saw me. [puts away the knife] He's coming for us.
Randy
[the kids brace themselves] [closes his eyes]
Okay, I am not here. I'm an avatar. [whimpers and screams]
Alejandro
[a bearded man opens the crate with a crowbar and looks in]
Dora, it is you!
Dora
(How do you know who I am?)
Who are you?
Alejandro
I'm a friend of your parents. I'm rescuing you, Dora. Come with me if you want to live! [the truck revs and drives forward, causing Alejandro to fall off the truck]
Sammy
Where did he go?
Randy
Did-did he die?
Alejandro
[reopens the crate]
I'm okay, I'm okay! I need your help, but we have to run, now!
Christina X
[while a female mercenary is driving the truck, she looks in the mirror and spots the kids running off with Alejandro]
Boss!
Powell
[he and Viper turn around and see them running off]
Get them!
Sammy
[Christina X pulls the brake, stopping the truck] [Dora, Diego, Randy, Sammy and Alejandro are running to a hanger]
My parents did not sign a permission slip for the jungle! Why are we here?! Where's the museum?! Why, why, why?!
Dora
How do we get out of here?!
Alejandro
I don't know! Getting you out of the box was as far as my plan went.
Swiper
[Powell whistles for Swiper the Fox and he quickly shows up]
Swiper at the ready!
Powell
Whatever happens, get that map.
Swiper
[salutes]
Swiper, yes, swiping.
