I'm a businessman now.
Cop
Yeah? What's that, the restaurant business? No. From now on you're in the getting **** by us business.
Tied for 5th most-quoted character in The Usual Suspects (1995): in 6 of its 48 quotes
Most scenes with: Hockney (4), Fenster (4), Michael McManus (3)
Scenes with Cop
6 scenes
Cop
[suspects in a lineup are asked to read a phrase]
Number 1, step forward.
Hand me the keys, you **** ****.
Cop
Number 2, step forward.
Give me the **** keys, you **** cocksucking mother****er. Aaarrrghh.
Cop
Knock it off. Get back. Number 3, step forward.
Cop
In English, please?
Excuse me?
Cop
In English.
Hand me the **** keys, you ****, what the ****?
Cop
I can put you in Queens on the night of the hijacking.
Really? I live in Queens. Did you put that together yourself, Einstein? Got a team of monkeys working around the clock on this?
Cop
[suspects in a lineup are asked to read a phrase]
Number one, step forward.
Hand-me-the-keys, you-****-****.
Cop
Number two, step forward.
GIMME THE KEYS, YOU ****IN **** MUTHA****A!! AAAAAARGH!!
Cop
Knock it off! Get back. Number 3, step forward.
Cop
In English, please?
Excuse me?
Cop
In English.
Hand me the **** keys, you ****, what the ****?
Cop
McManus told us a different story altogether.
Oh, is that the one about the hooker with dysentery?
[voiceover]
It didn't make sense that I'd be there. I mean, these guys were hardcore hijackers. But, there I was. [suspects walk inside the police lineup] At that point, I wasn't scared. I knew I hadn't done anything they could do me for. Besides, it was fun. I got to make like I was notorious. [the lineup lights turn on]
Cop
All right, you all know the drill: When your number is called, step forward and repeat the phrase you've been given, understand? Number one, step forward.
Cop
Number two, step forward.
GIMME THE ****IN' KEYS, YOU **** MOTHER****ER!! AAAAAARGH!!
Cop
Knock it off, get back. Number three, step forward.
[Fenster snickers, as does the group; McManus slaps Fenster, who slaps McManus in retaliation]
Hand me the keys, you ****.
Cop
In English, please?
Excuse me?
Cop
In English.
Hand me the **** keys, you ****. What the ****?
Cop
Number four, step forward.
[voiceover while Keaton stepped forward and then Verbal himself stepped forward to repeat the lines given to them]
It was bullshit. The whole rap was a setup. It was all the cops' fault. You don't put guys like that into a room together. Who knows what can happen?
