5th most-quoted character in The Way of the Gun (2000): in 4 of its 50 quotes
Most scenes with: Jeffers (4), Longbaugh (2), Parker (2)
Scenes with Employee
4 scenes
E Employee
What would you say qualifies you as a donor?
Well, I'd say I'm a fairly intelligent, good-looking man, physically fit, stable…
E Employee
Ok... heterosexual?
[pause]
Can I ask you something?
[The employee, taken aback, doesn't respond.]
See, you asked me if I was heterosexual. I asked you the same question, only I was clear about the answer I was looking for.
E Employee
I just asked if you were heterosexual.
Well, I've never killed a man…
E Employee
I beg your pardon?
I said I've never killed a man.
E Employee
I didn't ask if you had.
You asked me why I think I was qualified, and I think that's qualification.
E Employee
And I'm just wondering why that in particular strikes you as an important qualification for semen donation.
I would say that's a big **** qualifica--excuse me, a very important qualification.
E Employee
No one's ever said that before…
E Employee
Because nobody brings up sex with dead people!
Course they don't, it's sick.
E Employee
You brought it up.
E Employee
I didn't ask that.
E Employee
I'm not going to say that.
Don't you think it's funny that if I grab a woman's ass and she punches me, she's fighting for her rights, but if a **** grabs my ass and I punch his lights out, I'm a homophobe?
E Employee
Let's just move on.
E Employee
Any trace of mental illness in the family?
It's not what you say anymore, is it? It's all in how you say it.
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