A character in UHF (1989)

Teri quotes from UHF (1989)

Victoria Jackson
Played by Victoria Jackson UHF (1989) · 65 quotes

Tied for 5th most-quoted character in UHF (1989): in 4 of its 65 quotes
Most scenes with: George Newman (3)

Scenes with Teri

4 scenes
Teri
[George and Teri make up]

What do you say, stranger?

Teri, what are you doing here? I thought you never wanted to see me again.

Teri

Well whatever gave you that idea?

Well, my first clue is when you told me you never wanted to see me again.

Teri

George, did you get fired again?

[banging his head against a counter]

YES!!! YES, It's TRUE, IT'S ALL TRUE!! I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH MEEEEEEE!!!!!! [instantly changes his mood] So, what's for dinner? [takes a look at what's for dinner] Mashed potatoes?! My favorite! Teri, you shouldn't have!

Teri

George, when are you going to learn to take things a little more seriously? I mean, you've been wandering aimlessly from job to job ever since I've known you. If you could just get that overactive imagination of yours to work for you instead of against you, maybe you could... [turns around and discovers that George has molded his mashed potatoes into a mountain; she sighs] What are you doing?

This means something. This is important.

Teri

George Newman, you are a thoughtless, insensitive CREEP! From now on you can forget all my birthdays, because WE'RE THROUGH!

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