Raul Hernandez Not many people know this, but the turtle is nature's suction cup. [licks the bottom of a turtle, throws it towards the ceiling] Look. It sticks.
Played by Trinidad Silva 
UHF (1989) · 65 quotes
UHF (1989) · 65 quotes
Tied for 5th most-quoted character in UHF (1989): in 4 of its 65 quotes
A line from Raul HernandezThis is my ant farm. These little guys can lift fifty times their own weight. They also spend weeks digging these intricate little tunnels. And oh yeah, they really hate it when you do this! [Raul picks up the ant farm and shakes it] Oh look! They're really mad now!
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Raul Hernandez Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!
