Transformers (2007) quotes

197 total quotes

Bobby Bolivia
Capt. William Lennox
Frenzy
Glen Whitmann
Jazz
Judy Witwicky
Maggie Madsen

Megatron
Mikaela Banes
Multiple Characters
Optimus Prime
Ron Witwicky
Sam Witwicky
Secretary of Defense John Keller
Sgt. Robert Epps

View Quote We don't have to use that word if it makes you uncomfortable. We can call it "Sam's happy time"! Or "My special alone time with myself". I'm sorry, it's just been a weird night; I've had a little bit to drink.

View Quote [to Simmons] Could you stay off the grass?!

View Quote Well, sometimes the car picks a driver with a cheap-ass father.

View Quote [learning about his daughter's first laugh] She laughed? Ah! …Are you sure she didn't just fart?

View Quote Allspark located!

View Quote [while he and Maggie are being arrested by the FBI] Get off the carpet! My grandmama don't like anyone on her carpet, especially police!

View Quote [to Sam about Simmons] Don't listen to him. He's just pissy because he has to go back to guarding the Mall.

View Quote Optimus Prime: [dives into battle and transforms] Megatron!
Megatron: [tosses Jazz's dismembered corpse aside] PRIME!

View Quote [checking out his car for the first time] Feels good.

View Quote We're facing war against a technological civilization far superior to our own. Our enemy can take any shape. They could be anywhere!

View Quote Well, it's your first car, I wouldn't expect you would know.

View Quote [To Sector 7 agents subduing Bumblebee] STOP! He's not going to hurt you!

View Quote [after Bumblebee has destroyed Devastator] That tank is definitely dead now.

View Quote Jazz: Is that all you got, Megatron?
Megatron: Come here, little cretin!
Jazz: You want a piece of me? You want a piece?!
Megatron: No! I want two! [rips Jazz in half]

View Quote Sam Witwicky: [in a used car showroom] Okay, let me explain something to you. You ever seen The 40-Year-Old Virgin?
Ron Witwicky: Yeah...
Sam Witwicky: Well, that... [points to a car] is what it is, and this [points to another car] is the 50-year-old virgin. Do you want me to live that life?