Transformers (2007) quotes
197 total quotesMegatron
Mikaela Banes
Multiple Characters
Optimus Prime
Ron Witwicky
Sam Witwicky
Secretary of Defense John Keller
Sgt. Robert Epps
View Quote
That killer robot is really distracting!
View Quote
So I downloaded a couple thousand songs off the Internet! Who hasn't?! Who hasn't?!
View Quote
[To FBI agent during interrogation] Hey man, I'm still a virgin.
View Quote
[while he and Maggie are being arrested by the FBI] Get off the carpet! My grandmama don't like anyone on her carpet, especially police!
View Quote
[while he and Maggie are in the interrogation room] You want that piece? [reaches for last donut] Okay, Maggie, look. Let me break it down to you how it's going to happen. They're going to come through that door, and play good-cop, bad-cop. Don't fall for that, all right? That's why I ate their food. See, they put the plate of donuts out here to test your guilt. If you don't touch it, you're guilty. I ate the whole plate—the whole plate, okay? So me and you, they walk through that door, you don't say nothin'.
View Quote
[to Sam and Mikaela] What's crackin', little bitches? [does a somersault]
View Quote
This looks like a cool place to kick it! [jumps onto a car behind him as if jumping into a chair]
View Quote
It's Megatron, retreat! Move! Fall back!
View Quote
[as he attacks Devastator] Come on, Decepticon punk!
View Quote
[last words] You want a piece of me? You want a piece?!
View Quote
Oh, for Pete's sakes! You are so defensive! Were you... masturbating?
View Quote
They're pulling bushes out of the ground! Good Lord! They've got to get their hands off my bush!!
View Quote
[to her son] Please, for the love of God, drive safely! [to her husband, after watching their son get into his first car and drive away in a storm of black smoke] Wow, you are so cheap.
View Quote
We don't have to use that word if it makes you uncomfortable. We can call it "Sam's happy time"! Or "My special alone time with myself". I'm sorry, it's just been a weird night; I've had a little bit to drink.
View Quote
[Ron has just run under a table after mistaking Ratchet falling over for an earthquake] How did you get over there so fast??