Jay Baruchel
Danny?
Danny McBride
What the ****?! You guys are still alive?!
Seth Rogen
Yeah!
Danny McBride
Holy shit, I didn't expect that. [tugs on his leash] **** out here. [On the other side of the leash is a gimp complete with a luchador mask, hockey pads and a thong coming out of the truck] Shit, I can't believe you guys are here! That's ****in' crazy! And your timing couldn't be more perfect. It's been a long time since any of us have eaten. And you three gentlemen look delicious.
Jay Baruchel
What does that have to do with us?
James Franco
The **** you talking about?
Danny McBride
I'm a cannibal hombre! We're gonna **** eat your ass!
Seth Rogen
**** you, you can't eat us! **** that, man!
Danny McBride
I do whatever the **** I want, WHEN I WANT! I've butt-**** this dude. See that? I ****in' slide right in that shit, I do whatever I want. This is my gimp! Channing, introduce yourself.
Hey, wassup guys? Y'all cool?
James Franco
That's Channing Tatum!
Seth Rogen
That's Channing Tatum, dude. What the ****?!
Danny McBride
Channing **** Tatum, I found him wandering on the freeway, I collected him and made him my bitch, get off my dick. I call him "Channing Tate-yum."
James Franco
Hardcore, man.
Danny McBride
I got him trained good, watch, he does tricks. Wait, shake hands.
James Franco
All right, Seth…
Danny McBride
**** roll over.
James Franco
I’m gonna create a diversion…
Seth Rogen
Yeah.
James Franco
…you and Jay make a run for it.
Seth Rogen
What? Danny’s gonna eat you!
James Franco
Listen. Full-on sacrifice for you, dawg, like the ending to Pineapple 2.
Danny McBride
Yeah, lick that! That’s Channing **** Tatum, dawg!
I love him.
Danny McBride
That’s **** G.I. Joe, dude. He **** loves me. [laughs]
Seth Rogen
Danny, we’re friends! You can’t eat us!
Danny McBride
I’d love to catch up, but we’re **** starving, so… LET’S EAT!
James Franco
**** YOU!
