Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby quotes

142 total quotes

Cal Naughton, Jr.
Glenn
Jean Girard
Lucius

View Quote [to Girard] I've got you, Pepe Le Bitch!

View Quote Ricky's Co-Worker: Nice denim shorts, dude!

View Quote It makes no sense! This "Shake and Bake", it's nonsense!

View Quote I like to think of Jesus like a ninja, fightin' off evil samurai.

View Quote Shake and Bake!

View Quote If it isn't our mangy, transient grandfather!"

View Quote [to Ricky] I am a racing car driver, just like you, except I am from Formula Un.

View Quote Hang on, Baby Jesus, this is gon' get bumpy!

View Quote [talking to Reese Bobby] Hello Professor Dickweed.

View Quote Where are you, "Reecky Booby"? Come face your destroyer!

View Quote Yep, I'm flyin' through the air, this is not good.

View Quote Peaches and cream!

View Quote You know the sixty-nine, with the head down in that place? [jerks his head to his right] We came up with it.

View Quote Close the door and come in. I got weed in here, cowboy.

View Quote I'm ten years old, but I'll beat your ass!