Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby quotes

View Quote [Removing the knife from Ricky's leg] Cut around the meat...

View Quote You got hair on your peaches or what?

View Quote It makes no sense! This "Shake and Bake", it's nonsense!

View Quote I like to think of Jesus like a ninja, fightin' off evil samurai.

View Quote Shake and Bake!

View Quote If it isn't our mangy, transient grandfather!"

View Quote Hang on, Baby Jesus, this is gon' get bumpy!

View Quote [to Ricky] I am a racing car driver, just like you, except I am from Formula Un.

View Quote Lucius: Now, Ricky, the doctor told us we should let you work it out on your own sweet time, but...Ricky, you can walk.
Ricky: What'd you just say?
Cal: He's tellin' you the truth, man.
Ricky: You sick...sons of bitches! You walk in here, on your two legs, all fat, and ****y, and lookin' at me in my chair, and you tell me it's all in my head? I hope that both of you have sons! Handsome, beautiful, articulate sons, who are talented, and star athletes, and they have their legs taken away! I mean, I pray you know that pain and that hurt!
Lucius: DON'T YOU PUT THAT EVIL ON ME, RICKY BOBBY! DON'T YOU PUT THAT ON US! YOU are NOT paralyzed!
Ricky: I am SO paralyzed!
Lucius: NO, NO!
Cal: Don't be rough on him, now.
Lucius: No, he needs to know!
Cal: Okay.
Lucius: He's always cryin' !
Cal: Alright, tough love it is, tough love. [to Ricky] Wake up, idiot!
Ricky: [pulls out a knife] You wanna know what I am?! You wanna see what my life is?!
Lucius: Don't do it!
Ricky: You wanna see what's goin' on here?!
Cal: Don't you stick that knife in your leg...
Ricky: [he sticks the knife in his leg] [pause] AAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!

View Quote [talking to Reese Bobby] Hello Professor Dickweed.

View Quote Where are you, "Reecky Booby"? Come face your destroyer!

View Quote Yep, I'm flyin' through the air, this is not good.

View Quote Peaches and cream!

View Quote You know the sixty-nine, with the head down in that place? [jerks his head to his right] We came up with it.

View Quote Close the door and come in. I got weed in here, cowboy.