Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby quotes

View Quote Shut up, Chip, or I'll go apeshit on your ass!

View Quote What's implication mean?

View Quote Dear Tiny Jesus, in your golden fleece diapers with your tiny, little fat balled up fists

View Quote Shake it! Before you Bake it!

View Quote Look, I like the Christmas Jesus best, and I'm sayin' grace. When you say grace, you can say it to Grownup Jesus or Teenage Jesus or Bearded Jesus or whoever you want.

View Quote [to Ricky] Tomorrow, you are going to get beaten. Beaten real bad, cowboy!

View Quote Lucius: Now, Ricky, the doctor told us we should let you work it out on your own sweet time, but...Ricky, you can walk.
Ricky: What'd you just say?
Cal: He's tellin' you the truth, man.
Ricky: You sick...sons of bitches! You walk in here, on your two legs, all fat, and ****y, and lookin' at me in my chair, and you tell me it's all in my head? I hope that both of you have sons! Handsome, beautiful, articulate sons, who are talented, and star athletes, and they have their legs taken away! I mean, I pray you know that pain and that hurt!
Lucius: DON'T YOU PUT THAT EVIL ON ME, RICKY BOBBY! DON'T YOU PUT THAT ON US! YOU are NOT paralyzed!
Ricky: I am SO paralyzed!
Lucius: NO, NO!
Cal: Don't be rough on him, now.
Lucius: No, he needs to know!
Cal: Okay.
Lucius: He's always cryin' !
Cal: Alright, tough love it is, tough love. [to Ricky] Wake up, idiot!
Ricky: [pulls out a knife] You wanna know what I am?! You wanna see what my life is?!
Lucius: Don't do it!
Ricky: You wanna see what's goin' on here?!
Cal: Don't you stick that knife in your leg...
Ricky: [he sticks the knife in his leg] [pause] AAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!

View Quote [After breaking Ricky's arm] Your injury is one of ignorance and pride!

View Quote Don't you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby! Don't you put that on us! You are not paralyzed!

View Quote Cause I like to party

View Quote [on smoking in school] It's okay, I'm a volunteer fireman.

View Quote Daddy, you made that grace your bitch.

View Quote [about being a pit crew member] Sorry, Lucius, but it's a hard habit to break, like stalking an ex-girlfriend.

View Quote [to Girard] I've got you, Pepe Le Bitch!

View Quote Look, I like the baby version the best, you hear me? I win the races and I get the money