Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby quotes

142 total quotes

Cal Naughton, Jr.
Glenn
Jean Girard
Lucius

Multiple Characters
Reese Bobby
Ricky Bobby
Texas Ranger Bobby
Walker Bobby

View Quote Texas Ranger: [complaining about doing community service] I gotta tell ya Granny, this blows!
Walker: How much more of this?
Lucy: Well, I don't know. When are you boys going to stop tossing me the radio in the bathtub?

View Quote Lucius: Listen, if we don't get that car back on the track, our sponsors are gonna shit a chicken. Now, is there anyone out there who wants to go fast?
Ricky: [raising his hand] I wanna go fast!

View Quote Cal: [as Ricky prepares to start his first race] Remember when we got kicked out of biology for playing with Matchbox cars?!
Ricky: Yeah!
Cal: Who's ****ed now?!
Ricky: Yeah!
Cal: Hey, what are you doin' after this?
Ricky: After the race?
Cal: Yeah!
Ricky: I don't know, but it feels like we're wastin' a lot of time!
Cal: Aw, I know! I'm just excited!

View Quote Susan: How does one get thrown out of an Applebee's?
Ricky: You're about to find out.

View Quote Texas Ranger: Well, if it isn't our old mangy, transient grandfather.
Reese: Well said, grandson. I'll take that as a compliment.

View Quote Texas Ranger: What are you lookin at popeye?
Reese: Shut up you little potlicker, I'll put you in the microwave

View Quote Carley, Cal, Walker, Texas Ranger: Jenga!