Eh, everybody, this is my 'usband, Gregory. [Everyone gasps, and someone drops their beer]
[waves]
See you at the track!
Did he just say "husband"?
Sweet Lord! Dennit hired a gay Frenchman as your teammate!
The room's startin' to spin real fast... cause of... cause of the gayness. Cal, I love you. [Ricky faints]
Ricky? Ricky! Oh, God!
[The scene fades to black, then cuts to the middle of a SPEED Channel broadcast]
...But you know fans of NASCAR; the drivers; everybody is talking about this new driver Jean Girard. Let's find out a little more about him from our reporter Davey Wesling.
Talented. Eccentric. Dominating. These are the words that define Jean Girard. [clips of Girard tending to his horses are shown] Before each race, Jean Girard spends time with his world-class horses, who are also gay. [changes to clips of Girard with Gregory] Jean's days are filled with sun-drenched walks with his beloved husband Gregory. [cuts to Gregory training six German Shepherds to balance on each other] Though Gregory is no stay-at-home spouse: He's a world-class trainer of German Shepherds! Only time will tell if Jean's foray into NASCAR will end up in victory lane. [The SPEED anchors are dumbstruck]
