How about if I wait six weeks? Tell her I was cleaning out my wallet and just happened to run into her number, I can't remember where we met. I'll ask her what she looks like and then I'll ask her if we ****. T, would that be the money?
Trent Walker
Vince Vaughn · 45 quotes
Mike Peters
Jon Favreau · 44 quotes
Answering Machine
31 quotes
Sue
Patrick Van Horn · 13 quotes
Rob
Ron Livingston · 10 quotes
Charles
Alex Désert · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Mike Peters & Answering Machine (25), Trent Walker & Answering Machine (19), Mike Peters & Trent Walker (16)
Swingers quotes
Page 4 of 6I could have been out with Sue one night drinkin' somewhere and told her I was a racecar driver.
I don't know what it was, it was...a...drugs are bad, Jenny eat something, whatever. It's an After School special.
I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone's really hoping makes it happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie, you know. The guy you're not sure whether or not you like yet. You're not sure where he's coming from. Okay? You're a bad man. You're a bad man, Mikey. You're a bad man, bad man.
I got an agent who specializes in magicians.
I took out $300, but 'm only betting with $100. I can't afford any more than that, all right? Now, I figure if we buy a lot of chips, the pit boss will comp us lots of free shit. That's how it works over there.
I'll have a Scotch on the rocks, please. Any Scotch will do, as long as it's not a blend, of course. Single malt, Glenlivet, Glenfiddich perhaps, maybe a Glen Gow... . Any Glen.
I'm the asshole? I'm the asshole in the place yeah? Yeah, well I'm outta here. I would never eat here, I would never eat here anyway.
If you call too soon, you might scare off a nice baby who's ready to party.
It's so **** on!
Like a Las Vegas waitress is going to get an obscure French philosophical reference. It's like 'm trying to show off to her. I may as well have said 'let me jump your ignorant bones'.
Listen to me baby, there's going to be beautiful babies there.
Look, we're gonna spend half the night driving around the Hills looking for this one party and you're going to say it sucks and we're all gonna leave and then we're gonna go look for this other party. But all the parties and all the bars, they all suck. I spend half the night talking to some girl who's looking around the room to see if there's somebody else who's more important she should be talking to. And it's like I'm supposed to be all happy 'cause she's wearing a backpack, you know?
Michael, is he clean?
Okay, already, 'll put my suit on. Grab the wheel. Hold it steady.