Sue You're so money and you don't even know it.
Played by Patrick Van Horn 
Swingers (1996) · 84 quotes
Swingers (1996) · 84 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Swingers (1996): in 13 of its 84 quotes
Most scenes with: Answering Machine (10), Trent Walker (9), Mike Peters (6)
We saw them at Roscoe's that night. It's totally fine. Trent cleared it up. I apologized; bought them some chicken waffles. It's totally fine.
More lines from Sue
2 quotes Sue Sue They love T-, man. That boy can **** talk.
Scenes with Sue
10 scenes
See man, T can't roll with that, she's Business class..
Business class ?
Sue Big butt you know, can't fly coach.
You guys are terrible.
What the **** are you carrying a gun for? What, in case somebody steps to you, Snoop Dogg?
Sue Hey man, you're not from here, alright. You don't know how it is. I grew up in L.A.
Anaheim.
Sue Whatever, man. It's different out here. It's not like New York, Mikey.
****in'-a right it's not like New York, out here you can avoid trouble. In New York trouble finds you.
Sue People get carjacked.
Who's gonna carjack your ****in' K-Car? He's right, Sue, you don't need to carry a gat!
[playing a hockey video game]
I wish they still had fights in this game so I could bitch-slap Wayne.
What? They don't have fighting anymore?
Doesn't that suck?
Why'd they get rid of the fighting? It was the best part of the old version.
Sue I think kids were hittin' each other or somethin', man.
Yeah but you know what, Mike? You can make their heads bleed in this one.
Make somebody's head bleed.
Sue No man, we're in the playoffs.
I'm gonna make Gretzky's head bleed for super fan 99 over here.
Sue Pause the game.
Wait I'm gonna do my thing with the thing.
"You know what? You're like a big bear with claws, with fangs-"
Sue "Big **** teeth, man."
"...with big **** teeth on you. And she's just like this little bunny, just kind of cowering in the corner-"
Sue "Shivering!"
"Yeah, man. You got these claws, and you're staring at these claws, man, and you're thinkin' "how am I supposed to kill this bunny".
Sue "You're pokin' at it. You're pokin' at it."
"Yeah, you're not hurting it. You're just gently battin' the bunny around. You know what I mean? The bunny's scared, Mike. The bunny's scared of you."
Sue "And you got these **** claws, man."
"You got these **** claws and these fangs, man. And you're looking at your claws and you're lookin' at your fangs and you're thinkin' to yourself, 'I don't know what to do', man. 'I don't know how to kill the bunny. With this, I don't know how to kill the bunnies', man."
Sue "You're like a big bear, man."
So how long do I wait to call?
A day.
Tomorrow.
Sue Tomorrow, then a day.
Yeah.
So two days?
Yeah, I guess you could call it that, two days.
Sue Definitely, two days is like industry standard.
You know I used to wait two days to call anybody, but now it's like everyone in town waits two days. So I think three days is kind of money. What do you think?
Sue Yeah, but two's enough not to look anxious.
But I think three days is kind of money. You know because you...
Yeah, but you know what, mabey I'll wait 3 weeks. How's that? And tell her I was cleaning out my wallet and I just happened to run into her number.
Then ask her where you met her.
Yeah, I'll ask her where I met her. I don't remember. What does she look like? And then I'll asked if we ****. Is that... would that be... T, would that be the money?
You know what. Ha ha ha Mike, laugh all you want but if you call too soon you might scare off a nice baby who's ready to party.
Well how long are you guys gonna wait to call your babies?
Trent, Sue Six days.
Sue Just because I had the balls to stand up to those guys...
Like ****in' 'House of Pain' was gonna do anything?
Sue What? Come on guys I couldn't back down, that guy called me a bitch. We kept our "rep" bro.
Man, **** "rep" I got a call back tomorrow!
Sue [Mike, Trent, and Sue are hanging out and Trent and Sue are playing video hockey]
This is bullshit, such bullshit!
The Kings suck in this game you should play another team.
Sue I took the Kings to the cup.
Yea, against the computer with the offsides off.
Sue They are a finesse team.
LA is a **** bitch team. OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!
Sue [Trent bodychecks one of Sue's players]
BITCH!
You know what, 've got it under control.
He has it under control.
Sue I guess we don't have to worry about him any more.
Our little baby's all grown up.